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Monkey

My other ride is... YOUR MOM!

About Me

Well I will first start off by saying my name is Jason. I am currently 21 years old and am a twin. No we don't know if we are identical or fraternal but hey that costs money and we dont really care. I think its something that we will do in the near future, but there is definitly no rush. I am a pretty easy going guy. I like to do things and not sit around so much. I am on the computer a little but the outside is my friend. I am a huge fan of the water. My favorite sport is water polo by far. Talk about a stupid sport with men is speedo's shit, those speedo's dont do anything for protection and its a really aggressive sport, maybe thats why I like it so much. I have have been swimming every season since I started highschool. People consider me a funny person, I dont know if its so much funny but stupid, but I do try to make people laugh. I also like to go camping, go on hikes, listen to music, and well just have a good time.

My Interests

Water Polo, Snow Boarding, Swimming, Singing, Beachs, Parting, Drinking, Bowling, Starbucks, Camping, Piercings, Tattoos

I'd like to meet:

I am open to talk to anyone, I am not picky at all. I just really hate drama queens. I know we all have our moments in life, and we all like to bitch, I just dont enjoy the ones that bitch the whole time and have nothing good for them going. I like to have fun in life and depressing people bring it down. People who are outgoing, funny, and adventurous are always good qualities in people. I would definitly love to meet some people who play water polo and swim but I am open minded so send a message anytime.

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Music:

Snow Patrol, Killers, Switchfoot, Dashboard Confessionals, Modest Moust, Three Days Grace, 3 Doors Down, Offspring, Outkast, Bloodhound Gand, Metallica, Hoobastank, Black Eye Peas, Savage Garden, Bon Jovi, Shania Twain, Simple Plan, All-American Rejects, Tenacious D, Maroon 5, Creed, Abba, Linkin Park, Queen, Third Eye Blind, Nickleback, Stoke 9, Lonestar, Train, Audioslave, Tim McGraw, Seal, Josh Gracin, Alison Kraus, Richard Marx, and almost anything else but really heavy metal.

Movies:

Office Space, Super Troopers, Fight Club, Underworld, X-Men, Pirates of the Carrabian, Signs, Finding Nemo, Revenge of the Nerds, Spider Man, The Village, Dodgeball, Boondock Saints, Rush Hour, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, I like a lot of different movies, mainly comedy, fantasy, adventure, and action.

Television:

ER, Judging Amy, Simpsons, Will and Grace, Family Guy, Mad TV, SNL

Books:

Fantasy and Adventure books, not too big on reading but those are my preferences.

Heroes:

My mom for hitting her goal of more than 5 years (Going on 7) of being self employeed while trying to support 2 twin brothers and being there every step of the way in our lives.

My Blog

Saturday

Alright so I have to share this past Saturday because I am just so happy about it. So most of you know (who know me irl anyways) know that I am a swim coach, water polo coach, lifeguard, and I do less...
Posted by Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Wisdom Teeth

I am currently on multiple drugs awaiting my appointment to get wisdom teeth pulled. The last time I had to get oral surgery to get one of my molars exposed I had to take the drugs an hour in advance ...
Posted by Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PIERCING!

Ok so last year the night before I went to Sac State, my current college I decided to get a tattoo with my twin brother which was cool. Our swim coach and a good friend of mine who played water polo w...
Posted by Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Me!

So I havent really been very active on myspace for awhile but I thought I should update my stuff cause I have been logging in every day like its religous to me so heres the 411. Summer was cool, I wor...
Posted by Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sunday

I am doing this backwards but deal with it, I like being an individual! So my old RA who got fired by our fucking dumb ass hall manager had tickets to the Kings first play offs game and so I bought th...
Posted by Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Volleyball

So I just joined a volleyball team because of my cool friend Skippy, aka Nicole. She played on this team last season and it was something I was interested in and she invited me so hell....why not!? We...
Posted by Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Weekend

Ohh I am also really excited though because I totally forgot, but my CUZ Katie might be coming to Sac this weekend to watch a basketball game vs my school and hang out with me I hope lol. She might st...
Posted by Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

People SUCK!

Today, people bother me. There are only a small handful of people that don't bother me today. Some bitch that used to be a friend started a rumor about me in my old high school, who turned to one of m...
Posted by Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Who Are You?

Hecate ?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ?? brought to you by Quizilla...
Posted by Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Water Polo

So my water polo club met for the first time again this semester. It was totally awesome. So it started out with me going to the pool at 5:45 to go swimming with a friend to start getting back into sh...
Posted by Monkey on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST