KimJongIl_HasBombs

Rittre message to arr the rittre radies who read this, if you visit me in the great Democratic Peopres Repubric of North Korea, I wirr provide you with more preasure than you have ever fert in your whore rife in 1 minute. Yes, I am a minute man, but it wirr be the best minute you've ever had. ROR!!!I rike to pray with rockets and have fun in my spare time. I rearry rike to make movies. Once i took a movie director hostage and kept him for 9 years and forced him to teach me how to make movies. I'm sometimes ronery because I don't have a pussy to come home to every night. Thats why sometimes I go out and find rittre boys and invite them to my parace. Arso Micaer Jackson is one of my good friends. I fucking hate that asshore Hans Brix. He is always breakin' my barrs and accusing me of hiding weapons of mass destwuction in my parace. How many times do I have to fucking terr him I don't fucking have any!