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Major Toddless Moonbem

Here to make you laugh and pissed off at the same time!

About Me


I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too! Well... when you first get to know me, (wew! this is a hard one) you'd like me. I'm just an easy going guy, totally laid back,calm,cool and collective...(Ring...Ring...Ring) "Toddamn it! Who the hell is calling me now!" (don't use the Lords name in vain, use mine instead) "Oh it's you, what the f@&k do you want? ... O.k.!... bye".........Anyways, as I was saying I am cool, funny and just great to be around. I'd even give the shirt off my back for ya, because "I am we todd did, I am sofa king we todd did." loser. Seriously. "Dude! what the hell are you doing with that, it's mine. Leave it alone you ass@%!&. God! (I mean Todd) people piss me off. I can't stand drivers who wait 3 seconds after the light had turned green to go. Move it, it's called a gas peddle, you push it and it makes you go faster. Loser. Geez! Seriously...... my God!...( I mean Todd) And I can't stand idiots who get your order wrong at the drive thru. "Ketchup and Mustard ONLY!!!" Um, ketchup,onions yea, I can see how some ass@#$% can get it confused. Get it right! I don't have time for this. So if you're one of these people you'll be seeing a lot of my middle finger. Have a good day! Number one!

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My Interests

I am completly addicted to Rainbow 6 Vegas!!!!!

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Movies:

Airforce One, Scareface, Cutthroat Island, Wisdom, Daylight, Jurrasic Park, Badboys 1 & 2, Stealth, S.F.W.,Conair, The Rock,

Television:

24-24-24 is the best show ever! Prison break, All CSI's,House,Criminal Minds, Ghost Whisperer, Broncos Football

Books:

Not much into reading it makes me think too much and I suffer from A.A.D., acute anxiety disorder, freaking short attention span, drifting off into space, blanking out in silence and all the usual crap associated with reading, so I prefer movies instead.Rainbow Six: Vegas Gameplay

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Heroes:

Me... I am my own damn hero. I survived some shit in my life and turned out well. I work hard, make good money building condos for a good company. I believe in working smarter, not harder. Which ever is easier!Happiness is a momentary pause of lifes long term misery, it's like smoking. Every day you smoke 7 years is taken off your life, every day of true happiness 7 days of hell is added, so WTF? You might as well smoke and die early or be happy a short moment and live a long and cruel life. Why wash the car it'll only get dirty? Why take a bath you'll only stink a few hours later?, Why use a clean plate only to get it dirty? Fuck it! Why not!....... eat, shit, puke, fart, yell, smoke, drink, swear, just do it, do whatever makes you happy cause you only live once! So live, it's your choice, hate it or love it, but whatever you do, do it well!! Just remember, "he who hates to love has really never had loved to hate!"Spec Ops

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Missed an episode of 24 Catch it here

24 fans, if you missed an episode click the link below and catch up with the greatest show ever!!!! Site doesn't work with Windows Vista yet! http://creative.myspace.com/VOD/24/index.html Burn DVD's h...
Posted by Major Toddless Moonbem on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:00:00 PST

The greatest game I had ever played so far!!!

Rainbow 6 Vegas If you wanna chat and kill some terrorists look me up on XBOX 360 Live Gamertag: ToddlessMoonbem        (Threat Neutralized) (Hostile Pacified) http:...
Posted by Major Toddless Moonbem on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:43:00 PST

Tell me how [email protected] up your day was! I need to hear it!

Look,  my days seem O.K. at times and then real shitty at other times.  So I am hoping that if I hear how fucked up your day was it may make my day seem like a walk in the park.  So if ...
Posted by Major Toddless Moonbem on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:29:00 PST

HATER ZONE!!!

Post whatever you want.  This is your chance to speak your mind.  Just let the hate out!!!  nobody judges...just spill your guts!!!...
Posted by Major Toddless Moonbem on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 11:54:00 PST