Aliens, Midgets,dwarves.(any women with achondroplasia are welcome to submit their resume) Amputees, any being with paranormal abilities... And holy shit...BLACK ALBINOS!! .......Also, I've found the aliens among us cannot tolerate hearing where they are from. The key word..the panic word is ZETA RETICULI. Some kind of hive-like homing beacon triggers within them and sparks very unhuman and unnatural reactions. Look for oblong heads, white plastic like skin..the nervousness of using silverware..and most of all their ability not to blink. Oh, and i also like ants. Creepy little alien beings building these hills in parrallel to us human building telescopes to contact the cosmos. I believe the ants have some message. But i also believe them Riverdance people are fucking aliens too. No human can dance that fast or in those patterns. I think if an arial video was shot of their moves, they'd be seen spelling out a message almost as though it were some crop circle like encodement. And did I also mention BILL GATES?? the ROSWELL ALIEN!! Gee...a UFO crashes in 1947...and in all time..technology moves at a crawl..i mean yeah, we had our inustrial revolution..and then what..nothing..but after a UFO crashes...we get laser beams, and microwaves, and stealth bombers, and satellites running tv's and phones, and laser surgeries..and lets not forget the little ALIEN who delivered all this technology...THE ROSWELL ALIEN HIMSELF: BILL GATES. Who traded alien technology in order to stay here on earth. And of course my cat MONKEY: Whose autism is just a mask for the rage of fifty million cats
All of the child like monks who live inside my leg..the ones who climb my spine like a ladder each morning and meet inside my head to discuss the day's activities,conspiracies, and cosmic manipulations. I'd also like to meet Chuck Norris and ask him at what point he thought drinking his own Urine would be so medicinal and make him the crazy kung fu master that he is today. I'd also like to meet that little midget from Fantasy Island. Even if it just means exuming his little corpse and putting some swimmies on him and having a fun day by the pool tossing him about. Or get some acrylic paint and a wig and take him around with me on Halloween as "Punchy" from the Hawaiin punch can. Above Video: Corzine, age 5, first transformation after full moon, attacking his younger brother.
MR BUNGLE, FANTAMOS,EGO PLUM AND THE EBOLA MUSIC ORCHESTRA, THE TUUVAN THROAT SINGERS,THE KIDS OF WIDNEY HIGH,ROGER WATERS,HOPE SANDOVAL,MARILYN MANSON, BECK, FIONA APPLE, ROB ZOMBIE, AND OF COURSE THOSE GOOD OLD NEGRO SPIRITUALS! IN THE WORDS OF DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING JR: "PLEASE PASS THE GRAVY" ATTENTION: If you tYP LIk dIS pLZ --- DO NOT TALK TO ME! YOU ARE SURELY RETARDED. WHY ARE YOU TYPING LIKE THAT?To sound Ghetto? Or Negro? Surely even the most literate of Darkies would be insulted to see such septic verbal rhetoric represent his or her race. IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MORON...AN ILLITERATE, UNARTICULATE MANIFESTATION OF A CREATURE FROM GRAMMATICAL HELL.
I have to say the All time DEATH RATTLE SHRILLING SHRIEKING SOUNDS that poor little E.T. made while these bastard humans chased him through the woods with their flashlights and guns had to be the ALL TIME un-nerving experience of my childhood movie viewing. To see these Sheeple, redneck pus-bags pursuing this little vegetarian reptilian-cherub as though he were some man who raped their children or wives as he tried to make it back 2 the MOTHER SHIP made me begin to HATE the "Humans" around me and more or less long to one day make contact with the peaceful plant collecting little beings that visited here by obvious error. As far as other films go: BUFFALO 66 (GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE) PLANET OF THE APES (THE ORIGINAL) EVEN DWARVES STARTED SMALL (A WERNER HERZOG FILM) TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (THE ORIGINAL) EQUILIBRIUM (fuck the matrix...this movie is a billion times better) NAPOLEON DYNAMITE,HOUSE OF A THOUSAND CORPSES, FREAKS,12 MONKEYS,DAWN OF THE DEAD,THE BIG LEBOWSKI.........................................and no matter how many times i watch this it gets funnier and funnier !!!!
LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE DAYS OF OUR LIVES.. the ultimate combination of Good and Evil. Grandma sat me in front of the TV all the time. Michael Landon became my "PA" the man who taught me values and determination and how the heart has its reasons which "reason itself" does not know at all. And then there was DAYS OF OUR LIVES...where i realized i had found my second TV FATHER in the character of STEFANO DIMERA. the man who devoted his life to manipulating and slowly destroying the "BRADY" family. A series of torturous scams plans and chess like moves that spanned over a course of several years to let the family live, but suffer uncontrollable sorrow and loss as revenge for them taking from stefano his one "true love". And little Ralphie Wiggum...for the comment "playing at your house is better Bart,......"All my toys are sticky"..............
Harold and the Purple Crayon. Behold a Palehorse. (by William Cooper) The Grapes of Wrath (nothing like a pissed off priest flipping the bird at God and finding his own way) The Encyclopedia of Serial Killers. And of course: Any collection of good old fashioned NEGRO SPIRITUALS to flood the mind with obtuse images and inspiration. And dare I mention that wacky hindu KAMA SUTRA sex book with all them half human half animal people bendin their bodies and weeners like they were circus balloons to leave all boundaries of desire behind them. Did I mention I can lick my own cock;;?? pics are available upon request. You dont have to be Hindu or half animal to master that talent.
MY PET TURTLE "HUBEY PYATT" (RIP)...Who was indeed...A TRUE CHAMPION Filmmaker Werner Herzog, folk hero "JOHN HENRY" (come on, a NEGRO with a giant hammer beating a machine drilling through a mountain!! If you can believe in that one, anythings possible..oh wait..didnt he die. oops. I guess anything is possible and NONE OF US ARE "HUMAN" til we die..so maybe he was some BLALIEN or black alien..who knows..)hmm who else..ahh...PA from LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE...not many people remember the episode where his adopted son got all coked up and had that 20 min barn battle with Charles as the punches and opiate vomit flew. If there was some lesson in that one i think it was drowned out by the growling of Albert and the "death rattle choke hold" applied by PA to make him go into withdrawel. A true father son star wars like battle shot in the throwback of colonial times was quite obtuse but still maintained that "I'll let you kill me cause i love you soo much" romantacism.... And how could i go without mentioning Those Columbine Kids who made us all realize that some people just "don't see" until they "SEE BLOOD"..(I truly liked that) And lets not forget the first caveman story teller.