top 10 records of 2008 (plus) |
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Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:57:00 GMT |
the office potluck |
sandwichham and cheesesushi3 piecessome really sweet noodle caserole called kugglrice2 chicken wingslasagnacornbreadgumbo soup6 spring rollsegg saladpithummispita*israeli saladrussian saladcrunchy col...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 21:24:00 GMT |
re: my previous post "the toilet" |
its really slow at work, i thought i'd dust off the writer inside me.i wrote about the toilet inside my office.if you are easily grossed out by the idea of pooping,then dont read it and fuck off.every...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:16:00 GMT |
the toilet |
it was the deepest toilet i ever did see. it was shallow but the fall that any turd must undergo is greater than they should ever fall, granted it's not offa bridge or blimp. the first tim...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:56:00 GMT |
if i dont take this survey, i will fall asleep at work. |
1.) What is your name? jordan
2.) Do you find it annoying when surveys ask for your name? yes.
3.) What do you plan to buy in the future? clown babies
4.) Where did you get the underwear you are curre...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 07:50:00 GMT |
an xmas message from jordan joel |
in light of the holiday season, it's the time of year we appreciate the finer things in life. . . .it's time folks! get out your ugly xmas sweaters. . . . . . if im doin it, you gotta do it!
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:48:00 GMT |
top albums of 2oo7 |
yeah, there's still a month to go, but i think its safe to say i hve heard all i need to hear. keep in my mind that this is not my opinion. this is just the way it is and if you disagree, you need to ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:30:00 GMT |
boredom |
sitting at the bottom of a scale one to ten.havent been this bored since i can't remember when.the glass is close to empty, the glass is never full.the glass is gonna crack because im so uncomfortable...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:12:00 GMT |
holy crap pants |
1. In three words, explain what ended your last relationship?1)me2)to3)know2. When was the last time you shaved your legs?doing it right now3. What were you doing this morning at 8am?sleep driving the...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:28:00 GMT |
