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About Me

i generally try to exude this "hey look at me i'm funny haha" guy attitude but in reality i'm one of those kids you see at shows that stand in the back with their arms crossed pretending they don't want to be there and then sneak into the bathroom to take blurry photos of themselves in the mirror to post on their myspace. i do the theater thing. i used to hate pickles but now i worship them like a bulimic worships the toilet. i also have a love/hate relationship with candy corn. i'm in love with lesbian feminist indie groups which saddens me because i will never be able to see them play live unless i feel like getting hit by women who are angry at me for no reason. i shelve books at the library for 18 hours a week so that my $30,000 dollar education will cost $29,000. that's about it
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

i like to laugh....if you can consistently make me laugh i'll probably want to meet you

My Blog

in which our hero mourns the loss of his favorite comedian

when i was thirteen years old i went to the library with my parents. i was at the awkward age where you don't really know what you're doing with your life. i loved to laugh but at the time the only fu...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 03:32:00 GMT

the entry in which our protagonist gushes about his new DS and FFXII

so i got myself a DS.....because i'm very current....it's alot of fun....like alot of fun....i only have super mario DS but i've been playing it nonstop for a few days.....i don't know what it is....t...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 14:13:00 GMT

pretty much this is just a survey

1. Who is the last person you held hands with?i hold hands with people on a daily basis....i think it's like a requirement of a theater major to at some point in the day hold hands with somebody. 2....
Posted by on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 11:31:00 GMT

a story from my youth

when i was in the second grade our school had a talent show my teacher passed around a sign up sheet where you could put your name and talent down.....i vaugly knew what a talent show was and i reall...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 01:37:00 GMT

sometimes i like to draw things

did these on paint....you may like them and you may not....some of them hopefully make you laugh......some probably will not....if you like them then thank you and if you don't just hit the back butto...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:55:00 GMT

padric my prince

i had a brother once he drowned in a bathtub before he had ever learned how to talk and i don't know what his name was but my mother does i heard her say it once,padriac my prince i have all but died ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 01:02:00 GMT

asfndfdfgs

my name is brandon simpliciano when i lived in hawaii i used to go to the beach all the time....but i hate the water my name is brandon simpliciano i hate being in group situations and talkin...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 22:58:00 GMT

i think i have father issues

the other night i had a dream in my dream we were having a party at boys home i was really excited because my dad was coming to the party and i wanted all my friends to meet him. so we're all at the...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 01:56:00 GMT

mushroom bonanza '06

good times....to those that were there thank you for making it epic....to those that came and visited, thank you for entertaining us.....to steve perry, thank you for writing "don't stop believing"
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 13:24:00 GMT

panic attack induced blog

i wish i wish my name was Conner McGinty and i spoke with a irish accent....and i wish that i was big and brawny and could hurl big 20 pound bails of hay over 30 foot poles...i wish that i c...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 02:44:00 GMT