Linziana Jones - ProfilesArchive

About Me

AIM = anavidfan
I'm just a chick tryin' to keep it real.
And just for the record, David Bowie will always be cooler than you. Unless you're Carrie's dad, as he is allegedly equally cool.

My Interests

Talking, discussing, debating, music, dance, acting, writing, reading, drawing, painting, good wine, good food, summer storms, Family Guy, MST3K, partying, not partying, and talking to myself. Just kidding. No I'm not. Shut up, Lindsay.

I'd like to meet:

Whatever. You should want to meet me.

Music:

Liszt, Rachmaninoff, Puccini, Barber, Beethoven.
trip-hop, jazz, classic rock, stuff with a groove I can move to.
Twilight Singers, Imogen Heap, Rusted Root, Over the Rhine, David Bowie, Tori Amos, Portishead, Postal Service, Bruce Springsteen, The Bad Plus, Van Halen, Journey, Air, Nine Inch Nails.

Movies:

Silence of the Lambs
Shine
Indiana Jones trilogy
MST3K ("MITCHELL!")
Labyrinth
Clue
Mel Brooks' movies
Anthony Hopkins' movies
Cube
Shawshank Redemption
Immortal Beloved
Cabaret
Cool Hand Luke
Shaun of the Dead

Television:

The Office
My Name is Earl
Family Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Those good ol' syndications of Golden Girls, Cheers, Taxi, Roseanne, Murphy Brown, etc.

Books:

The Silence of the Lambs
Red Dragon
Bridget Jones' Diary
Breakfast of Champions
High Fidelity
Girl, Interrupted
Music, the Brain, and Ecstasy
Anything about forensics and/or serial killers

Heroes:

For Real-Real:
My dad, Brad Andress.
For Play-Play:
William Delco, Cliff Yablonski, Dan-Dan Fielding.

My Blog

Superfriends

You're a really lucky person when you can't contain your excitement over getting to see your best friend. You're an even luckier person when there's no explaining why you and your best friend can read...
Posted by Linziana Jones on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:07:00 PST

I got a tattoo.

I figured after seeing the Bodies exhibit, it made total sense to permanently mark my own. Impulsiveness FTW.
Posted by Linziana Jones on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 10:15:00 PST

Doom Wall Fever: Catch it!

http://callasincarnate.blogspot.com/Why? It's just easier when it's picture-heavy.
Posted by Linziana Jones on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 10:12:00 PST

I found the setlist from the Bowie concert I went to in ’04...

...and good god, did we see a good show. I still sometimes can't believe Carrie and I actually experienced this. Under Pressure? The Man Who Sold the World? Rebel Rebel? Fame? Suffragette City? The on...
Posted by Linziana Jones on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 01:06:00 PST

Two years...

...and rather than bring everyone down with how much it sucks to lose a parent around the holidays, I will instead share some of my dad's holiday gems that probably only make me laugh, but screw it:"W...
Posted by Linziana Jones on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 05:59:00 PST

Why Cockeyed. com is The Shit

This is but one of kickass costumes aplenty:Dwight Schrute bobblehead costume!!PS: It's too damn early for Christmas commercials. Seriously....
Posted by Linziana Jones on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 07:55:00 PST

My sister on the true crime show Snapped tonight

If you recall, in 2005 a Ft. Mitchell woman (edited: Katie Smith) was killed while allegedly trying to steal another woman's (Sarah Brady's) unborn child. My sister Amy was the officer/detective who h...
Posted by Linziana Jones on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 11:17:00 PST

Epiphany

My new car, which was tentatively named Clarice, is now officially Carlton Banks, as it seems white (it acts white on the outside) but actually black (leather) on the inside. And YES, I know I should'...
Posted by Linziana Jones on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 12:04:00 PST

WHY DOES CARRIE NOT LIVE HERE?!

On my lovely, dreary day off, I do some cleaning, make some lunch, turn on the tv. Lo and behold, there's an X-Files marathon on!! First episode I caught was Bad Blood, then Post-Modern Prometheus, no...
Posted by Linziana Jones on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:07:00 PST

Doodie Muffins (Or, Why My Friends Are The Shit)

So last night was my Scrantonicity Shindig to celebrate the season premier of the The Office. Despite the noticeable lack of Dan Tripp, we managed to pull off a good time and I got to show off my new ...
Posted by Linziana Jones on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 03:11:00 PST