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About Me

I guess im a pretty fun person. ive been told not so run-of-the-mill compared to my friends. lucky enough to have done a good amount of traveling (europe, japan, alaska if you count that, and around the country.) i like attention where i can get it. i thrive on humor, im a little bit hungry right now, kinda lazy.... a bit thirsty... .. ..Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels.Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes."This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this "grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.There can be only one.

My Interests

Family USAF Friends The Outdoors Food Humor Basketball Captain America Dark Beer Video Games Red Meat Dim Sum... oh man... Chicks Royal Enfield

I'd like to meet:

Fun ones! with cool hair!

Music:

all of it. cept maybe polka. Im really big in to the 80s though. Journey! Scorpions! Air Supply! Foreigner!

Movies:

lots!

Television:

infomercials... mmm... jeopardy, discovery channel, sportscenter, keen eddie, friends, cowboy bebop, family guy, simpsons, futurama, the critic, SNL, aquateen hunger force, mxc, the shield, nip/tuck... damn, thats alot of tv i watch apparently...

Books:

terry brooks, piers anthony, shel silverstien, margaret wies and tracy hickman, gary gygax, dean koontz, kurt vonnegut...

Heroes:

Steve Rogers aka Captain America!

My Blog

Theyre all over me!

I dont know if its my hair or what. i keep running into spiderwebs. keep doing that and theres bound to be one crawling on me. im not the most skittish person but its still eerie you know?
Posted by TJ on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 07:59:00 PST

ultimate story

there i was, driving into the night.it was one of my usual routes, one i make about 4 nights a week. dark. about 40 mph. the sound of the steel beneath me a dull and soothing yet, hellstorm of power w...
Posted by TJ on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:07:00 PST

So hot...

yeah its hot around here. very sticky too. you dont really think of how katrina jacked everything up until you see it. im talking half buildings and what not. everythings freaking broken. ill post som...
Posted by TJ on Sun, 28 May 2006 04:46:00 PST

em-eye-ess-ess-eye...

yeah im leaving on sunday. Mississippi...its not like all the other tours where i had marshal, kyle, and all the other bros. just by my lonesome. the biggest suck is gonna be being away from the Geeh....
Posted by TJ on Sat, 20 May 2006 04:04:00 PST

Tuesday...

Im getting drunk, you no-talent assclowns!!!
Posted by TJ on Wed, 10 May 2006 10:15:00 PST

if i had a million dollars?

ill tell you what id do. two chicks at the same time. thats what id do. fuckin aye man.
Posted by TJ on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:28:00 PST

Hawaii you scumbags!!!

yeah im totally here. its rainy today but i am still wearing a cutoff. sweet huh? i am currently full of chicken and now im headed to the mall to go check out some chicks. because as you know, its all...
Posted by TJ on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 01:11:00 PST

home style bakes

you know whats a good song? in the rough - Anna Nalick.im thinking everythings ok. i work way too damn much, live life as chokothunder, then live life again. i got a letter yesterday. what do i ...
Posted by TJ on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:10:00 PST

SWEETTTTt

time goes on. awesome huh? no matter what you(anyone) whines about, it is still gonna go on. that means you should keep on keepin on. tha means i will keep on ogling chicks. and by oglin, ...
Posted by TJ on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:47:00 PST

Sick....

ugh. i got infected by the sickies at work. my heads all swimmy and ive got no appetite. spent the day watching The Shield. sometimes i fear alcoholism... those that know me should give me some input....
Posted by TJ on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 06:13:00 PST