Marcus - (n.) - 1. a white guy with a black name. 2. a guy who is pretty easy going and can get along with pretty much anyone, as long as their egos aren't bigger than his penis (Marcus gets along with no one).(syn. Jack Osbourne)
hahaha.
i do a lot. i dont kill bugs. i mean wtf dude what did they ever do to you? and if it bit you...its just cuz it was scared...unless it was some freak mutant bug...or killer bees...ever seen "the fly" with jeff goldbloom? man thats a good movie...
im a pirate
i fucking love halloween
i didnt feel like writing n e thing else so i left it up to some friends...i may add more if..um...they do...
"when i think about marcus, i think about black guys & geeks, big hair, music, and weird, strange things. that's what i think about."
""Delightfully tacky, yet refined. Genuine, yet mysterious. Though he may look like a scumbag;He's actually the best friend a guy could ask for"
"what about that time at my birthday party at the hotel where you drank everyone under the table and it was your first time ever drinking?...and you had a hangover for two days!"
"you could live off of raw (uncooked) potatos and bacon sandwiches."
"you are the nicest guy ever and you never get mad at anyone and never hold grudges, that i know of..."
"when you get out of the bathtub you leave a ring in it because you never take a shower, or wear deodrant, and on top of all of that you still have friends... "[in my defense...um...deodorant makes my stomach hurt]
"you try to live up to the blackness of your name..."
"out of all of the people I know, you're the only one that actually goes through with all of the crazy ideas you come up with."
um.i dunno what else. just message me on here if you wanna know more or....
"now we've made these choices together
got the bad tattoos to prove it
scarred into my arms
these are mistakes
this is the scar
and these are the swords of victory
the story on how we grew apart"
- tom[against me!]