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Terry

I am here for Friends

About Me

5 time Baltimore-D.C. amateur porn star of the year. It shows how bad I am that I'm the best amateur (5 times), but no one will pay to watch me have sex. It also doesn't help that I'm the only nominee every year but hey, to be the man, you've got to beat the man. (Note to men, please don't beat me)

My Interests

Poker, Horse Racing.

I'd like to meet:

My friend Tom. I don't even know who the hell that guy is down there, but he looks pretty awesome.

Music:

Wilco, Cake (you can never have enough), Stripes, Rusted Root, Violent Femmes, Beck, Radiohead, Bob, Bob, Peter, Bob, Modest Mouse, Broken Social Scene, Silversun Pickups, Mates of State, Flaming Lips, Bright Eyes, P-Funk, J-5, Arctic Monkeys, Arcade Fire, She Wants Revenge, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Tyde, Gomez, Ben Folds, Ben Harper, Ben Seaver from Growing Pains, The Roots, Richard Butler, The song the Ice Cream Truck plays (I love that guy), Blizzard Man, This list could literally go on for 6 years...I'll update it at my leisure.

Television:

WPT, WSOP, UFC, MLB, NFL, NCAA, PGA, Heros, Office, Earl, Entourage, Sopranos.

Books:

Moneyball. The Alchemist.

Heroes:

I'd love to go with that guy Tom again, but I really don't know him.The woman that lives with chimpanzees is amazing! I wouldn't want to meet her because I bet she's weird as shit but she can be my hero.