Like a tree swollen with fruit. Meat fruit. |
Is it wrong of me? Sometimes that's how I see cows, less animals than a walking meat-production system. Just a big hamburger-filled piñata. My conscience gets to me sometimes but c'mon, this just look...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 07:40:00 GMT |
The victim/beneficiary of the nicest conspiracy ever |
I was in my first show ever on Saturday. Well, that's not exactly true. I also made my New York stage debut as Johnny Utah in a stage adaptation of Point Break a couple months ago. But that's differen...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:42:00 GMT |
As funny as I'll get all day |
Immediately after waking up this morning, I had the following dialogue with my GF:GF: (yawns) mmm, what time is it?Me: (rolls over to look at alarm clock) Guess. I'll give you a dollar if you can gues...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:30:00 GMT |
New Yorker, stop playing yourself! |
I used to subscribe to the New Yorker. We had some good times, learned a lot together. I still have fond memories of the lazy afternoons we spent together, making each other laugh doing the cartoon ca...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 11:14:00 GMT |
The Bat Mitzvah 50 Cent doesn't want you to know about |
How much does it cost to get Stevie Nicks to sing Landslide to your daughter on her 13th birthday? I dont know the exact figure, but I know it can be done, because Ive seen it. Im not sure exactl...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 11:31:00 GMT |
Ow, my fucking head! |
I got in the worst bike accident of my career last week. A head-on collision with another cyclist. Seems impossible doesn't it? I thought so too. Especially for a pro like me.
I'd had a couple of d...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Sep 2005 20:14:00 GMT |
you know what makes me sad? |
Ron Howard's baseball cap.
I caught a little of the Happy Days reunion show this weekend and I noticed in some of the later seasons of the show (the ones where Richie had a mustache and just visite...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Feb 2005 22:24:00 GMT |
Learning not to touch a hot stove for the umpteenth time(contains coarse language and behavior) |
Okay. Let's be clear: I am a bad person. This is a story about doing no-good things. And yet still I feel the blame really has to lie with others. I'll explain . . .
A lot of people think that the ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jan 2005 11:31:00 GMT |
It's pronounced oo-koo-LAY-lay, not yuke-a-LAY-lee |
Just got back from Hawaii. It was great thank you very much. So great that I might not be in New York much longer. How serious am I? About 40%. It'll take some looking into but it just may be that I'...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Dec 2004 11:05:00 GMT |
two states (we want two states) |
Okay, so our guy didn't win. Unlike last time though, there appear to have been no shenanigans. El Busho won legitimately. There were simply more people that thought W was a swell guy than didn't at t...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Nov 2004 11:04:00 GMT |
