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Evana D.S.C

We did do sex.

About Me


Im a mess... an amazing mess.
ME:
I'm a classic Gemini; split personalities. I'm straight up, open & honest. I have torrets; I can be loud, crude and vulgar; often dubbed 'one of the boys'. On the flipside I go through quiet phases; I avoid confrontation; I'm emotional, caring and sensative. I cry during films; I love animals, sunsets, spring blossoms, flowers, chivalry and romance. I'm very much down to earth. I love to take care of people. I like to be appreciated.
WORK:
Currently am pretty much a bum. Hanging for the next couple of weeks in Auckland until I head overseas again to work in hospo in Tokyo for 6 months! Usually I am a freelance makeup artist (beauty pageants, music vids, mag shoots, bikini calendars etc) and also do a few promotions, as well as a little modelling and acting when it comes my way. Recently did my first stunt with Tankboy & StuntCorps..the Human Torch where I was set on fire with a flame thrower. Raddest ever & can't wait to do more with the Stunt Corps crew. Look out Zoe Bell, Evana's coming to Hollywood to kick ass.
Past jobs include promotions manager for one on NZ's top promotions/marketing companies, Brand Spanking Promotions; Makeup tutor for one of Aucklands leading beauty schools, The Cut Above Academy; Reception/cafe & part time tour guide for White Island Tours/Rendezvous, Whakatane, New Zealand; Music expert/advisor & junkie @ both Sounds & Tracs music stores, Part time 'disk jockey'/DJ on Whakatane's VFM (in which half my time was spent baked on hash brownies) & copious other jobs.
'Now is the time for me to rise to my feet; wipe the spit from my face, wipe these tears from my eyes. I will be heard.' - Hatebreed
'I've been knocked down but I wont die without a fight.' - Love is Red
'I will not be broken, though I am the one that bleeds. It's my time, my time to shine.' - Atreyu

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Darkness down the hallway

My Interests

Music; movies; books; art; photography; writing/poetry; sport - wakeboarding, surfing, swimming, skateboarding, running, walking places; pumping iron, kickboxing, MMA. Gigs; moshing; falling over; punching things; smashing stuff; being a mess; getting angry; deck spews; Gunners air guitar with Scotty; nunchucks, crow bar car attacks; kicking ass; round house spin kicks upside the head; pain; cage fights, blowing shit up; being set on fire; streaking; fountain frolicking; desert road delights, singing loudly; laughing; letting out death growls; swearing; boozing; drunken repetitiveness; drunken repetitiveness; getting caught in the rain; waterslides; sleeping; missions; off road madness; mud slides; bomb fires; beach parties; house parties; BBQ's; cooking; going out to dinner; steak; old school cars; tattoo's & piercings; hotties; talking shit & D&M's when on it; people that are straight up and honest; being real;out drinking the boys; drinking games; play fights; beer bongs/funnels; keg stands; Canadian Club; Long Island Iced Teas, Pina Colada's in the sun, good times; good company. Stuff.

I'd like to meet:

No-one in particular.

I pick my friends wisely.. I have been hurt, lied to, backstabbed & taken advantage of. You don't automatically have my trust or respect.. you have to earn it. I don't listen to rumours or bullshit about other people.. and I think people who bitch about others without knowing them are small, closed minded arseholes with nothing better to do. My TRUE friends are very important to me.. I will do ANYTHING for them and would ALWAYS be there for them if I know they would do the same to me...but there's nothing worse than a one sided friendship.

Music:

Hardcore & metal mostly in Nature; although I have a pretty eclectic taste. A.F.I, Alice in Chains, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Beastie Boys, Black Sabbath, The Bleeders, Bleeding Through, Blindspott, Brujeria, Coal Chamber, Cold by Winter, Danzig, Darkest Hour, Day of Contempt, Deftones, Dire Straights, Disturbed, The Doors, Enter Shikari, Evanescence, Faith No More, Fear Factory, Fight Paris, Funneral for a friend, Grinspoon, Guns n Roses, Hatebreed, Incubus, Iron Maiden, Janes Addiction, Killswitch, Kiss, Korn, Led Zep, Linkin Park, Love is Red, Machine Head, Marilyn Manson, Meshuggah, Metallica, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Orgy, Pantera (R.I.P Dime), Papa Roach, Parkway Drive, Pearl Jam, Pennywise, Prodigy, Promise of Bloodshed, Rage Against the Machine, Rammstein, R.H.C.P, Sepultura, Silverchair (early), Sinai Beach, Slipknot, Soulfly, Spineshank, Staind, Sublime, Sunk Lotto, System of a Down, The Bronx, The Hoods, This Day Forward, Tool, Tura Santana/Manhole, White/Rob Zombie. I like cheesy 80's too... Billy Idol, Bon Jovi etc

Movies:

Favourites include: 40 Year Old Virgin, American History X, Anchorman, Baraka, The Basketball Diaries, The Beach, Blood Diamond, Boogie Nights, Boondock Saints, The Butterfly Effect, Chopper, Devils Advocate, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, Green Street Hooligans, Higher Learning, Kids, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Lost Boys, Lost Highway, Momento, Natural Born Killers, The Notebook, Point Break, Rhomper Stomper, The Ring, Seven, SFW, The Sixth Sence, Smoking Aces, Snatch, Spun, Terminator, Training Day, Trainspotting & old school classics like Commando, Masters of the Universe, The Dark Crystal, The Labrinth, Howard the Duck, Who Framed Roger Rabbit etc.

Television:

Prison Break, Friends, The Simpsons, SouthPark, Nip/Tuck. C.S.I & Reality TV shows such as The Contender & Extreme makeover etc.

Books:

Damage Done, The Sunday Smuggler, Shantaram, A Fortune Teller Told Me - Earthbound Travels in the Far East.

Heroes:

Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Brigette Bardot, Betty Paige, Diana Dors, Gloria Grahame, Grace Kelly, Joi Lansing, Martine Beswick, Peggy Castle, Veronica Lake and any other pin up girl that ooze confidence, elegance and beauty. Also anyone who devotes their time to helping others in times of need or volunteers their time to charities and other organistations to help others (I am or have been invloved in such charities as Look Good Feel Better, Yellow Ribbon, World Vision, Red Cross, S.P.C.A, Greenpeace & Salvation Army and the Tsunami appeal). All respect to those who have given their time or donations. Oprah is the best. She is amazing. On ya.

My Blog

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by Evana D.S.C on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 06:46:00 PST

Bebo

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Posted by Evana D.S.C on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 10:16:00 PST

Captain Star Blog 4

So it's update time again (aren't you lucky!) Not much to report really; I've been here for just over 9 months now so it's pretty much normal life & nothing out of the ordinary. I have to admit ...
Posted by Evana D.S.C on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

Suicide Prevention

There are so many people hurting in this world. So many people reaching out & in need of love and attention. It's a shame there aren't more caring people in the world to help them all.   I h...
Posted by Evana D.S.C on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 06:01:00 PST

Perverted Pin Ups - Miss September 2006

Hi all, Finally I have the time to add this blog! Back in September 2006 I was lucky enough to be My Space site 'Perverted Pin Ups' Miss September pin up girl. Check out their blog and the pics belo...
Posted by Evana D.S.C on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 05:34:00 PST

How well do you really know me - TEST!

http://www.testriffic.com/friendtest/3228887
Posted by Evana D.S.C on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 12:44:00 PST

Captain Star Blog 3 (about frikin time!)

Goodness, where to start&   Well it's been a fair while since my last update so I've experienced a-lot, some things of which may be merely misplaced in my memory for this brief overview but here'...
Posted by Evana D.S.C on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 04:00:00 PST

Captain Star Blog 2

Hi all, so sorry these are so few and far between; it's been pretty full on here & working nights pretty much cane's me so sleeping throughout the day means not much time for email updates! Appolo...
Posted by Evana D.S.C on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:40:00 PST

Captain Star Blog 1

Well Hong Kong is officially my place of residence. Here safe & sound. Actually working and living on Hong Kong Island, not Kowloon-Mainland as I thought. 11 hours on a plane = swollen ankles and ...
Posted by Evana D.S.C on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 05:53:00 PST

Hong Kong calls..

So it looks as though I am moving to Hong Kong end August! A contact from Hong Kong came to the promotions company I work for to scout staff to go to over for work in her bar. There are a few differe...
Posted by Evana D.S.C on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:50:00 PST