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Avril Lavigne...my main man baby Jeebus..uncle rukus...a pimp named SLICK BACK and i am soo ready to meet Aiden Connor AllenMOVE ALL HTML CODES (IMAGES/WIDGETS/SLIDESHOWS/VIDEOS) BELOW THIS CODE
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Music:
Tunes:lets seeee.........FAMILY FORCE FIVE!!! slipknot...atreyu....kitty....fall out boy....AVRIL LAVIGNE...yellowcard...fefe dobson...the plain white t's,Underoath, After The Altar, Norma Jean, Animosity, Swallow The Sun, Nights Like These, Girls Rise With Heat, Shiny Toy Guns, From A Second St., Chiodos, Hellogoodbye, Drop Dead Gorgeous, See You Next Tuesday, SkyEats Ariplane, Everytime I Die, OneRepublic, The Fall Of Troy,Death Cab For Cutie, Far-Less, Blindside, Saosin, Circa Survive, Arch Ememy, He Is Legend, The Chariot, Hatebreed, Lamb Of God, Blood Brothers, Emery, From First To Last, As Cities Burn, Senses Fail, Coheed and Cambria, August Burns Red, Rise Against, Get Your Guns, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatis, Daughtry, Silverstein, Killswitch Engage, Bullet For My Valentine, AFI, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, Goo Goo Dolls, The Classic Crime, Mea, Panic At The Disco, Otep, Flyleaf, Paramore, and boys like girls!.... only to name a few.lol
Movies:
the notebook
Broke back mountian
13 goin on 30
grudge 1&2
back to the future
the devil wears prada
now and then
little giants
scarface
the godfather
Television:
boondocks
laguna beach
the hills
baby story
the riches
MXC
sailor moon
house
american idol
world best dance crew
americas next top model
Books:
i know this isnt a book but its funny!!20 ways to mess up ur kids life1. Pretend to die, see what they do.2. Make them watch pornos all day.3. Kill all the family pets and say that God did it because they wouldn't do the dishes. This should foster a nice atheistic household.4. When you bathe them, point and laugh at their genitalia.5. Tell them you love them every day. When they say, "I love you too," laugh and say, "I was just kidding!"6. Tape them to the ceiling.7. For the first five years of their life (until they start Kindergarten) replace all the lights in the house with strobe lights. See what happens. (My guess: They'll learn to blink in sync with the strobe. That's what happened when I tried this experiment with kittens.)8. Whenever they say a certain word, (let's pick "hungry") do a little dance, jump up and down three times, clap, touch your toes, then lay down and pretend to go to sleep.9. Teach them right and left backwards. This will be sure to fuck them up for years to come.10. Do whatever your parents did to you. You're pretty fucked up.11. Tell your son how he should have been a girl with the hair and eyelashes he has. Then give him a gender neutral name that is more often used as a girls name like Leigh Noel. Limit masculine influences in his life and teach him to cook, sew, clean and enjoy musicals.12. Tell your kids that you love their grandkids more than they ever loved you13. Cry everyday so that the kid feels that they learn when you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up.14. Always end your praise of your kid accomplishments with BUT...15. Punish your kids for looking guilty just in case even when you know they haven't done anything wrong16. Enforce a rapidly changing set of standards and rules and backup your reasons with because I'm your mother.17. Give them a book about sex education and then say, "Please don't ask questions."18. Never respect their point of view.19. Punish them for your mistakes.20. Have kids because you want someone to love you.
Heroes:
my hubby...and my mommy..and my son Aiden Connor Allen
