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The Howington Express

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I'd like to meet:

people who like my comedy, and people who like comedy in general, comedians who would want to do shows togther... network baby, network

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Help me win a comedy contest!

Hey everybody i would appreciate your love and support forever and ever if you help me out and vote for me in an online comedy contest You can vote right below in the box, just fill in your email!!!....
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 07:25:00 GMT

New Stand Up Video from my birthday!

Enjoy! whatd'ya think?
Posted by on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:49:00 GMT

A list of people that i loathe

people who watch movies on TV when they own it on DVD (do you really prefer it when Samuel L Jackson says "you dirty silly sucker"?) people who participate in a toast or cheers and then dont take a dr...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 08:09:00 GMT

ive got a big show coming up, might as well write for it.

A Female NASCAR employee is suing for sexual harassment saying, and i quote "it was like i was walking around with a bullseye on my uniform."  I cant help but wonder if that is because she is spo...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 06:17:00 GMT

name that connection! (carson ripoff)

i will list 3 things that are seemingly nothing alike.  Play along and guess what the answer is...evn though im just gonna list it below.Q1.- After hours Dodge 'em cars - Ghosts & goblins - M...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 04:03:00 GMT

cheaters always win at sucking

Being cheated on sucks, there is no worse feeling.  I cheated on a girl one time and one time only.  It was horrible.  I was at a bar with some friends and i see this girl on the dance ...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 19:56:00 GMT

What can yellow do for you?

I just interviewed for an accounting position in downtown Boston and before anyone can be hired, they have to pass a drug test.  Normal pee-in-a-cup stuff.  The thing is, is that there is no...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 17:07:00 GMT

goldfish and the deadliest virus ever

If you weren't aware by now, i love tattoos. I was watching my guilty pleasure show (no, not The Real World/ Road Rules All Star Challenge: The Gauntlet 3... i tivo'd that for later) Miami Ink. It's...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 06:40:00 GMT

The Way Romeo & Juliet Should Have Ended (new video)

Hey friends, aquaintances, strangers, and foes!Red Line Productions (my comedy project) has just finished our 2nd video and would love for you to check it out!!its about how we think that the ending o...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 19:54:00 GMT

First video from RLC

I sThis is Red Line Collaborative's first video for all you lovely people.  Its pretty basic, just a bucnh of funny.  please check it out and let me know what you think!! did ya lik...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 20:00:00 GMT