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BigBadBob

I am here for Dating

About Me

Who is BigBadBob?
The $63,997 question.
BigBadBob is a complex being, one not easily summarized with simple words or pictures. Just a forewarning; it's entirely possible that "at a glance," I could be construed as kind of an asshole. Here's the thing... it's just that I have zero tolerance for bullshit and/or drama. And I’m kind of a smart-ass (kind of?).
The good news is that I'm clever, witty, intelligent, modest (!), complex, yet straightforward; interested, but oblivious. I'm a no-bullshit straight shooter; ask me my opinion, you'll get the unfiltered answer. Life is too short for games.
Other: I like long walks on the beach, candlelight, the warmth of an evening fire, the caress of a sensuous woman. And sandwiches, BIG subwoofers, time travel, and Sunkist orange soda. Okay; in reality, perhaps just some or all of those items, and not necessarily in the order I listed them.
Photographer, painter, problem solver, brother, son, best friend, troublemaker. I'm quite random most of the time; I might do anything anytime or say anything to anybody. I speak English as a first language and can spell and punctuate well. When solicitors in front of stores ask me for a donation, I look them square in the eye and say "I'm sorry, I don't speak English." This leaves them speechless in most cases. My work is done. And if someone says "hey... I forgot your name..." I respond "ah, don't worry about it" and continue on with my day without telling them anything.
A proud Orange County oddity; I have no tattoos, no wallet chain, I drive one (at a time) of a couple customized Japanese vehicles I own, and not a giant 4x4 or a Mercedes. I don't wear giant aviator sunglasses or a fancy watch, I've never been to a tanning salon, I don't Valet park my cars and I don't wait in line at clubs. I like to travel at a moment's notice, so I have no pets. I'm also a very hands-on person... I learn by doing. Ass-kicker, name taker, planner, conceiver of ideas, man of action; I like knowing how to do everything/anything. I am not very religious and have no tolerance for people who are intolerant. I am the oxy without the moron. Oh, I almost forgot: I have nice teeth...

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool, unique, creative, mono-polar, and preferably local people with their own lives and careers. If you are an attractive, sane female, then by all means, let's talk.... However, if you tell me "I love to laugh" I might tell you to pack sand. C'mon now, who doesn't like to laugh? Okay, maybe people with broken ribs... or dead people. I love women, I just don't find that many of them interesting beyond their physical attributes; sorry princess, I'm not here to make your car payment and I already have plenty of 'friends.' If you have a dog, that's great, but don't expect me to walk it or pick up its' poop. And while I'm thinking about it, I'm pretty sure body type "average" means fat on myspace. Am I wrong? :P
You know the great guy friend you have that you call when your boyfriend goes "asshole" on you, beats you up, flakes-out on a date, etc.? I am NOT that guy. I'm the edgy guy who does the unexpected and refuses to be walked on. Furthermore, if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're" or "their" and "there," this probably isn't going to work. I don't expect you to be an English major, but shit... you graduated from high school, didn't you? Put in a little effort.
For the record, I'm not really that interested in women with the following: bipolar disorder, restraining orders against their ex, multiple DUIs, or an agenda to get a man to buy them boobs and/or a Mercedes

The more I say, the less you like me, right?
You think you hate me now, but if you knew me you'd probably fall in love with me.
Go ahead, laugh, but it has happened... I have been proposed to more than once, but have never proposed to anyone myself. Call it high standards...

My Blog

Have you seen my pics and videos?

I suspect most myspace perusers go right to "photos," so I'm assuming that if you're reading this it was because:1) you already know me2) you looked at my photos already and wanted a bit more insight ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:31:00 GMT

Ready for a change

Well, that's it... I am officially burned-out. I've tried for so long to "pay it forward" by being the no-bullshit guy with the technical knowledge and expertise to make a name for myself in my field....
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:02:00 GMT

Miscellaneous ramblings & annoyances

Random things that annoy me (half comedy, half serious): 1) Toyota Prius drivers -I know you're saving the earth, but do it from the slow lane. Ass! 2) People that chew with their mouths open -I thin...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 15:21:00 GMT

The fires and the almighty

I was watching the news this morning, to get updated on the status of the various fires in Southern California... there are eighteen of them as of 10/25/2007. The anchorperson announces that they will...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:23:00 GMT

Paul van Dyk show last Friday

Went to the Paul van Dyk show last Friday with friend Jerry and Brother Matt. If you haven't heard of Paul, then you either aren't into Electronic music (at all) or are living under a rock!The venue w...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:22:00 GMT