The $63,997 question.
BigBadBob is a complex being, one not easily summarized with simple words or pictures. Just a forewarning; it's entirely possible that "at a glance," I could be construed as kind of an asshole. Here's the thing... it's just that I have zero tolerance for bullshit and/or drama. And I’m kind of a smart-ass (kind of?).
The good news is that I'm clever, witty, intelligent, modest (!), complex, yet straightforward; interested, but oblivious. I'm a no-bullshit straight shooter; ask me my opinion, you'll get the unfiltered answer. Life is too short for games.
Other: I like long walks on the beach, candlelight, the warmth of an evening fire, the caress of a sensuous woman. And sandwiches, BIG subwoofers, time travel, and Sunkist orange soda. Okay; in reality, perhaps just some or all of those items, and not necessarily in the order I listed them.
Photographer, painter, problem solver, brother, son, best friend, troublemaker. I'm quite random most of the time; I might do anything anytime or say anything to anybody. I speak English as a first language and can spell and punctuate well. When solicitors in front of stores ask me for a donation, I look them square in the eye and say "I'm sorry, I don't speak English." This leaves them speechless in most cases. My work is done. And if someone says "hey... I forgot your name..." I respond "ah, don't worry about it" and continue on with my day without telling them anything.
A proud Orange County oddity; I have no tattoos, no wallet chain, I drive one (at a time) of a couple customized Japanese vehicles I own, and not a giant 4x4 or a Mercedes. I don't wear giant aviator sunglasses or a fancy watch, I've never been to a tanning salon, I don't Valet park my cars and I don't wait in line at clubs. I like to travel at a moment's notice, so I have no pets. I'm also a very hands-on person... I learn by doing. Ass-kicker, name taker, planner, conceiver of ideas, man of action; I like knowing how to do everything/anything. I am not very religious and have no tolerance for people who are intolerant. I am the oxy without the moron. Oh, I almost forgot: I have nice teeth...