I'm Alice, I'm a girl and I love cake far more than is considered sensible. I own an extortionate amount of hats, I'm dead nice and I make a cracking sheperds pie. I spend half my week making up adverts at auto trader, the other half as a trainee blacksmith. Check out them biceps! I twirl a fire staff (not all the time, not like on the bus or owt, that's be silly) and I still possess both eyebrows cuz I'm shit hot at it. I fookin love fire twirling! I also do lots of illustrating/cartooning and one day, when the children of the nation decide they love it more than dipdabs, my comic book will be on the shelves. I love my swanky BMX but because I'm always doing other stuff I hardly ever go out and practice (i.e. skin me knees!) I also build websites. Want a website? I'm cheap, so come get a website so I can afford to buy some more sweets. In my spare time, I am a pirate.
www.hatdaydesigns.com ...Other than that, I'm Alice, I'm English and I drive on the LEFT, buster.
Your Pirate Name Is...
Mad Tanya the Terrible
