Well I was born in Hollywood, Florida. I spent many of my childhood summers in the Congo jungle fighting Silverback Gorillas. Then at the age of 15 i was introduced to a more vicsious animal: The Sandhill Crane!........ I was ripped limb from limb by the beastly bird, while washing my feet in the Nile river. Luckly, a passing Cambodian witchdoctor recognized me from my gorrilla fights and used black magic to revive my body, mind, and soul. After 12 months of extensive rehab with the Cambodian, I returned to Florida to fight the Sandhill cranes and to win this time. I would have won but a Velociraptor came in from the side and ate my face. So i gave up fighting for good shortly after and have been hunting Leprechauns in Dukenshuttesburg ever since.
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