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prayers from a makeshift morgue

All of our inside jokes are in a suicide note.

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Boy meets book. Book kills boy. Boy becomes undead man who tavels North America searching for answers to exisential questions by train in the information age. Read....think of Ogden Nash writing for Linda Blair’s Exorcist role. He writes: Wearing nothing under a hospital gown with a torn out intravenous swinging incriminatingly from her arm running aimlessly through a shopping mall spewing pea soup over everybody in her path and carrying all those things that Steve Martin didn’t need in The Jerk, “Except for this Fucking Kate Spade bag!” screaming worthless obscenities amidst her new catch phrase, SALE! SALE! SELL! Fucking Cock Suckers!more...Help!........................................ ............................................................ .POSSESSIONS ARE FOR THE POSSESSED

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Member Since: 2/8/2005
Band Website: www-ai.ijs.si/eliza/eliza.html
Band Members: dean wollrabe-guitar and vocals.
Influences: ...!noise!...love.loss.gain.food and drink.slow cinema.flash and nano fiction.mercury rev.stand still like the hummingbird.uncle screwtape.withnail and i.lenny bruce.existential philosophy.bela tarr.humor and comedy.diabetes,aids and most other "manageable diseases".robert bresson.the homeless.jesus.satan.bi-polar episodes.big.small.shortness of breath.stalking.stalkers.complacency. sonograms.light.puppies.sonnets.spin. semi-colon vs. com(m)a.architecture.soccer.influences.dramady.jeopardy and hangman.chess.statutes of limitations.death.polemics....really, it just goes on and on until i stop playing with words, most importantly spoonerisms...oooh, and malaphores are good too...
Sounds Like: becoming a mail order bride for a female home owner in Winnipeg is a good idea...Are you out there? Serious females need only apply.
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Record Label: I don't quasi-aliterate myself with "labels".
Type of Label: Major