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About Me

I'm traveling around the world, tasting cultures and doing my thang. I'm a loyal and honest friend. I actually do not like long walks on the beach, it's usually really cold and the wind blows sand up my ass.I will pretty much treat you like how you treat me. I can be the biggest sweetheart or the biggest bitch. Even though I try not to be a bitch too often, because karma always seems to find me.

My Interests

Traveling the world. Playing with friends. Eating until I fall sleep. Helping kids with art. Talking until early morning and dancing until my underwears are soaked.

I'd like to meet:

I would LOVE to meet the ONLY empress in the Chinese history, who ruled for more than 40 years by killing and seducing her way to the throne. Seriously, this woman is amazing. Ok, ya so she killed some people, her two sons included, but hey a girl's gotta work with what she's got right? Also J-Lo so I can pick her business brain. And also the person who invented Spam, cuz that shit is GOOD.

Heroes:

My grandparents rule! my dad for his hard working ways, and my mom for her FengShui craziness. I love my family, without them, I'm just a girl with nice hair and a cute butt. wait.....

My Blog

It's for the best that it's over....

The only reason why I'm writing this is because alot of my friends have this crazy sense of connective energy about them. They always sense when something is wrong with me. So it's better t...
Posted by wonton on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 03:18:00 PST

Life and Friendship...

So I have been in four states and two countries in less than two weeks. My body hates me because I partied just a little TOO hard in Vegas over Halloween and the AAPEX show. Hey what c...
Posted by wonton on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 08:56:00 PST

Bored at midnight...

I was bored...enjoy! 1.Someone knocks on your door at 2 a.m., who do you want it to be? paul walker wearing nothing but a frosting made underwear...and that great smile.2. Your boss tells you he/she w...
Posted by wonton on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 03:05:00 PST

what I don't understand about Germany part zwei

ok, here's another one. I'm sure all you girls heard of Oil of Olay. Good brand of skin care that I use often. Well, in Germany, it is called Oil of Olaz. Yes with a Z. Hmm...s...
Posted by wonton on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 10:54:00 PST

A Turkish vacation...continued...

Hi y'all. I am now back in the US of A. I had to go through THREE security checks at the Frankfurt airport. I swear, the TSA lady padded me down SO MUCH, I told her in German that she need...
Posted by wonton on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 07:14:00 PST

A Turkish Vacation

Ok so I am now back in Germany after 10 days in Turkey with Tobi. I tried to write a blog everyday when Im there but the Turkish computer in the hotel was really high on something so everything I wrot...
Posted by wonton on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 04:08:00 PST

What I don't understand about Germany (PART 1)

Ok, so Im here in Germany, NOT for the first time, obviously. I need to really write down what confuses me here...please tell me if Im just going crazy... So on German MTV here, they have ...
Posted by wonton on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 02:12:00 PST

Oh germany!!!

A big hello from Germany here! ok so I am STILL recovering from Vegas. I miss my Vegas buds!!! you know who you are. oh Im so sorry about all your bladder problems. Seriously, I didn't thi...
Posted by wonton on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 04:06:00 PST