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Jamie

My head´s not big. You got that small head.

About Me

My life is a long and arduous experience, where everything shockingly seems to go right and I'm always linking up with many good and happy people that wish to accompany me to the pub and the club, the park and the police precinct when I have to go get my mum out of the drunk tank.

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My Interests

I like my mates, and what they say. I like the pub, and what they sell. I like raves, and what they play. I like the beach, and how it smells. I like Hampstead Heath, and that stinking pond i sometimes swim in. I like picnics, and what them teddy bears bring for me to eat. I like music, and how it makes my old bones vibrate.

I'd like to meet:

Given the choice, i'd like to meet some real old clapped out fella with big bushy beard, tattered clothes, and a glazed look on his face like he spends all day facing the sun. One of those kindly chaps who one day just realised that really it doesn't amount to much, but fuck, sure is fun when your sitting in the sun sipping some pleasant drink and talking with a laugh in your voice to whoever sits beside, helping kill a little time, and sharing a little story.

Music:

I used to rave to d'n'b all the time. I was a 'junglists are you reh-hed-dee' type fellow who didn't really appreciate that peculiar, and boring, 'guitar music'. But all that has changed with age and time and mellowing out. So while I still love a rave, and the breakbeat scene is massive down these parts, I'm also a sensitive type now that can relax with a strummed note in the background and perhaps even a few comprehensible lyrics. I also think reggae is big, I think dance hall is big, i think good tunes is good tunes. Some roots rock reggae. Some happy clappy come flappy your arms right snappy. Some droll suicide tinged lyrical noise. Some time some thing, all good.

Movies:

I love films. I'll watch anything that's not strapped together by numbers with every twist and turn pre ordained by the big blockbuster format of yesteryear. Westerns, gangster nonsense, stupid comedies, some weird french type moody blues crap, some Kurosawa inspired japanese weirdness. Definately David Lynch weirdness, and 'Wild at Heart' is my new favourite film, having seen it for the first time the other day - it's hilarious. But these should all be saved for lazy days, when the suns not shining and you're heads not tonking, when there's no interesting friends rolling into town with money in there pockets and drinks to be bought. Otherwise get outside you pale pasty son of a gun - even if it's straight into the nearest dingy pub, before the government pacifies and desmokifies the places.

Television:

Television is rubbish. Thats why i waste so much of my time in front of it.

Books:

I like most kinds of books, except anything that smells like its trying to lead me down some mystical self helping path. A damn good book i read recently was 'The Rum Diaries' by Hunter S. Thompson. The guys a nut nut. And i'm reading a lot of short stories at the moment. 1920's american ganster type comedy stories by Damon Runyon. Also the short stories of Raymond Carver, which are masterpieces, every dirty little one.

Heroes:

All them cool puppy cats dressed in shades and hats pretending to be real people that you find when you go to university in a poster on some girls wall or door. Comedy genius'.

My Blog

The Catch Up

I thought I was being clever, I thought I had the time and the energy to depict each specific area that we visited with significant retelling of certain events. I was lying. Hannah, Mike and myself t...
Posted by Jamie on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST

Boipeba rocks steady

We´re in Buenos Aires now. A lot has happened since. If I had perfect memory what follows would be the truth. I don´t. It isn´t.Carnival demanded a lot and then snatched more as we turned to leave, cl...
Posted by Jamie on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:30:00 PST

Brazilian Beats

Carnaval is a giant beating heaving mass of sweating, smiling people. We didn´t particularly know what the fuck we were doing. Our heads were mincing over all sorts of nonsense; wearing clothes with n...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 02:25:00 PST

Wipe that snot from your nose and come in from the cold because i love you.

In Guatemala now. In a place called San Pedro, on Lago de Atitlan, which is a massive, deep, lake. It's the product of some kind of collapsing volcanic action, where a conical collapse leads to a big ...
Posted by Jamie on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 02:16:00 PST

Week One. and a bit.

Hello people. This is to be my first blog and as such I feel it important to start off with a dramatic statement, just to let you know that I mean business. So with that in mind I think you should kno...
Posted by Jamie on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST