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whathappenshere

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

About Me

Sculptor hiding in the world of design to lead a revolution! Viva La Weissmann! So maybe I like to sit around and create crazy posters that will probably never be seen until I die and become known as an eccentric crazy designer. It could happen. incidently some are in blogs but shenanigans is in the pictures.


My Interests

gummi bears, painting, sculpting, music, type, concerts, sleep, design, coffee, beer, more music, a little more beer, books, rubber ducks, more sleep, the black ink from my printer, paper

I'd like to meet:

Tim Burton, and a psychic that can channel H.S. Thompson, Franz Weissmann and Edward Gorey

Music:

Scissor Sisters, Dry Kill Logic, Dope, Sevendust, Nightwish, Bon Jovi, Ramones, Nonpoint, Beth Hart, Poe, KISS, Lacuna Coil, Sarah Brightman, Within Temptation, Adam Pascal, Stephan Smith...and the list goes on and on and on...

Movies:

Anything by Tim Burton, The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra, City of Lost Children, Tommy, Dark City, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Kill Bill, Kevin Smith movies, Phantom of the Paradise, Airplane, V for Vendetta, Logan's Run, Across the Universe

Television:

Criminal Minds, Numbers, Family Guy, Futurama, Simpsons, CSI, Dead Like Me, Dexter, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, seaQuest, Carnivale, Star Trek, Ninja Warrior

Books:

A Dirty Job, The Eyre Affair, The Griffin & Sabine Trilogy, Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, Name the Baby, Already Dead, Rant, Invisible Monsters, anything by David Sedaris, Jasper Fforde and Christopher Moore

Heroes:

Edward Gorey, those people who climb buildings with suction cups on their feet, H.S. Thompson, Stefan Sagmeister, Bruce Mau

My Blog

knowledge is power

So, I learned something new a week or so ago... its illegal to bring mace into Canada. Just thought i'd share my new found knowledge.
Posted by whathappenshere on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:32:00 PST

printer indegestion

so, I managed to end three agonizing weeks of late nights, aggravation and general bitchiness on an interesting note... I killed the printer. Not intentionally, but perhaps it was subconsciously on pu...
Posted by whathappenshere on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 07:16:00 PST

green tea tastes like butt

well it does. actually no, it tastes more like what i imagine those smelly grain pellets you feed to hamsters and guinea pigs would taste like. i know there's a lot of people out there who love it, bu...
Posted by whathappenshere on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 07:11:00 PST

Auntie me

Emerson Mae, born 1:09 p.m., Sunday, February 17, 2008. 6lbs, 10oz. So now i'm an aunt! yay!and making her public debut......
Posted by whathappenshere on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 05:27:00 PST

frozen wasteland

so the frozen wasteland has once again given me a reason to despise it. but good things can come out of it too.Simply meaning, today it snowed. A lot. So much that there was at 2 to 3 inches of slush ...
Posted by whathappenshere on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:31:00 PST

A New Year and Videos

So it's a new year. Yay! Whoopie! Yee-ha! And now that thats done with, we can begin doing exactly what we did last year. Perhaps this year I can actually accomplish something. People keep asking me w...
Posted by whathappenshere on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 09:14:00 PST

stupid ladybug

twas a busy busy weekend. lordi (whom i enjoyed quite a bit) and type o in concert. i had the absolute pleasure of going with some of my favorite people to see one of my favorite authors (David Sedari...
Posted by whathappenshere on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 05:40:00 PST

Herman: Destroyer of Fingers!

So this morning I took a chunk out of my middle finger on a razor. It bled alot, is painful, and now its hard to type. Needless to say, it was one of those stupid, what the hell did I just do moments....
Posted by whathappenshere on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:25:00 PST

stupid carpet

its only Tuesday and i've already fell on my a** twice this week. quest for total public humiliation once again continues.
Posted by whathappenshere on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:46:00 PST

Manifesto 09 - Stefan Sagmeister

Helping other people helps meHaving guts always works out for meThinking that life will be better in the future is stupid. I have to live nowBeing not truthful always works against meEverything I do a...
Posted by whathappenshere on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:43:00 PST