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Kford Hoaxer

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About Me

I am responsible for several hoaxes in the Kingswinford/West Midlands area, including the infamous crocodile hoax. I am a self-styled lone sniper, working above the law.

My Interests

Hoaxes and dark jokes. Writing to the Express & Star newspaper under assumed names - Eg. Cyril Main-Boyes, Hector Savage, George Clinton, Maceo Parker, Shelagh Delaney. Football: Wolves and Grasshoppers Of Zurich.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's clued up and is into wind-ups, japes and media terrorism.And White Lightning cider. And Mixu PatelaainenEmail me at: [email protected]

Music:

The Stone Roses/ Dexy's/Throbbing Gristle/Zeppelin/Dr Dre/Biggie Smalls/Hendrix/Who/Kinks/Can/ Edwin Starr/Kraftwerk/Specials/Massive/Selecter/ The Beat/Donna Summer/Weller/Roots Manuva/Black Sabbath/Mondays/Gil Scott-Heron/Stevie Wonder/Miles Davis/Ian Brown/Thelonious Monk/Bowie/David Essex/New Order/Joy Division/Aphex/Ice Cube/pre-white Michael Jackson/The Congos/Mikey Dread/Roy Ayers/Sun Ra/Mondays/Selecter/Ed Rush/Beat/I-Roy/

Movies:

Withnail and I/Maw Power/Crystal Voyager/Dead Man's Shoes/ Silent Running/Stardust/Slade In Flame/Psychomania/Get Carter/One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest/Ninja Holocaust/Cannibal Holocaust/Evil Dead/Live And Let Die/Carry On Up The Khyber/Quadrophenia/Blase Runner/Raging Bull/Steve Bull's Top 100 Goals/Metropolis/Superfly/Wolves v Sheffield United - The Play Off Final/Vanishing Point/The Last of England/Performance/Walkabout/Don't Look Now/Picnic At Hanging Rock/Rockers/

Television:

John's Not Mad, Nuts In May, Abigail's Party, Made In Britain, The Firm, Scum, Meantime, Time Gentlemen Please, Spanish Second Division Football,

Books:

Captain Lazonby-Threpwell - Gulleys, Alleyways & Shorcuts of Kingswinford: a personal selection/Nick Kent - The Dark Stuff/Hunter S. Thompson - Fear and Loathing/Shoot Annual 1986/Intimacy/

Heroes:

Captain Lazonby-Threpwell, Ian Brown, Steve Bull, Chris Morris, Bruce Lee, George Best, Marmalade Atkins, Jean-Paul Sarte, Georges Bataille, Robin Askwith, Derek Grifiths,The Baader-Meinhof Group, George Shaw, Sid James, Peter Cook, George Cole, Peter Sellers, Francis Bacon,

My Blog

Drinking - Black Country Classics

These are two of the funniest things I've heard, both in Black Country pubs: The Beer Song ADMIRE IT, ADMIRE IT IT IS YOUR BEST FRIEND ADMIRE IT, ADMIRE IT AND FIRE IT DOWN YOUR LUNGS and courtesy of ...
Posted by Kford Hoaxer on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 10:15:00 PST

The Captain Speaks

Kingswinford's ultra-secretive literary nutcase has been speaking to the BBC: http://www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/content/articles/2006/09/1 1/blast06_sophia_captainlazonby_feature.shtml Any informa...
Posted by Kford Hoaxer on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 02:17:00 PST

Here's a taste of my work...

Crocodile Hoax http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/west_midlands/3612064.stm Newspaper Interview http://archive.thisistheblackcountry.co.uk/2004/10/18/9846.h tml...
Posted by Kford Hoaxer on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:43:00 PST