Shannon Alysa - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm Shannon. I'm 20.I'm single.I'm a legal assistant. That answers a lot of questions that people usually ask..*WARNING* If you message me, don't ask those questions (ie: "Are you single"? or "What do you do for a living" oh, and my personal favorite.."Where do you live"? When I ask you about this, you say "I'm just trying to make conversation". Well, make conversation by asking if I like my job..or if I like where I live..Sorry! Just had to get that out. If you ask one of these questions, I will probably reply with a smart ass comment and you probably wont message me back after that. Ode to stupidity! Anyway..heres a little more about me. I'm not very lady like. I'm definitely not your typical 20 year old girl. I don't go to clubs..so don't ask me to. Hmm..lets see..anything in particular you want to know, just ask me. I'm just gonna ramble. Beware!! I love animals..more than..anything. I have a passion for..or an obsession with..reptiles. Some think it's cool, some think it's weird. Personally, I don't give a shit. If you don't like them, don't come to my house :-D I'm also a big fan of the cat family. Any type..They fascinate me. Hedgehogs are a fairly new found friend of mine, and I adore them. If you want to know my Darwin's story, check out his pics, and then feel free to ask me anything :-D Ok, enough with animals..Umm..I don't have a ton of friends. I like it that way. People around here (and people in general) are hard to trust, and they are often very fake. I'm not too fond of that. I trust until you give me a reason not to..I'm a forgiving person, but give me a minute or two..depending on how bad you fucked up :-D I'm pretty much a homebody, but a good friend of mine is helping me get out of that phase. She has been wonderful..she has really helped me get my life back :-D You know who you are..I love you!! What other useless information can I give you? Oh, here we go..Music is a pretty big part of my life.I'm a firm believer in "everything happens for a reason". I'm sarcastic..I'm a great listener..I love to laugh, and to make people laugh. I've been told I'm pretty funny, although I don't think so. I'm random. I like the word "silly". I think "butthead" is one of the greatest insults of all time, and if you ever talk to me, prepare to be called one. I like constructive criticism. I don't take compliments well. I strongly dislike liars, cheaters, thieves, people who spit their gum on their ground, and parents who don't watch their kids. Grrrrr! I think I'm pretty easy to get along with..but I guess thats a matter of opinion :-D If you would like to know more, just ask. Please send me a message before you request to be my friend!! I don't like that either!! aim---luvmypython87....but I'm never onI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4also, you should all check out this band. it is my amazingly talented brother and mike. they are incredible and will be famous one day. so yeah..check them out. thanks!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-

My Interests

music, movies, meeting new people, animals, spending money, going to shows, hanging out with my friends, bowling (even though I suck), softball (suck at that too), video games, photography, make- up, singing, and anything else that will entertain me for at least 5 minutes

I'd like to meet:

Friends..Those who aren't afraid to be themselves. And anyone who likes reptiles :-D

Music:

afi,emery,stairwell collapse, saosin, rise against, postal service, underoath, circa survive, copeland, thursday, the used, tbs, sublime, nirvana, 311, thrice, get up kids,alkaline trio,saves the day, incubus, switchfoot,autority zero, no use for a name, oasis,unwritten law, rancid, dbc..shit like that. too many to name

Movies:

super troopers, saving silverman, donnie darko, fear, the notebook, where the heart is, boys and girls, the ring, saw, heart and soul (haha old ass movie) good burger, of mice and men (the book is good too) just married, tommy boy, big daddy, billy madison, happy gilmore, 50 first dates (any adam sandler movie, for that matter) childs play movies..umm..too many

Books:

I can't read

Heroes:

I'd have to say my mom, for being the strongest woman I have ever met, and for guiding me through life. and my brother. he is by far the most talented person I know. I envy his dedication to music and the choices he's made in life. he's real, and I love him for it.

My Blog

Not afraid of commitment..

Just afraid of commiting to the wrong one. In a recent survey, I was asked if I was afraid of commitment. I said yes, due to the fact that since Craig and I split, I have had nothing but bad experienc...
Posted by Shannon Alysa on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 08:01:00 PST

Insprired by CC (wish list)

Here are a few (yes, a few) animals on my wish list. Anyone who wants to make a donation toward the "Shannon's Wish List" foundation will receive up to date photos of the animal I receive and if I bre...
Posted by Shannon Alysa on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:27:00 PST

Had to do it hahahaaha please read

Sometimes these "heartwarming" stories are a bit too sappy for me butthis one is truly interesting...In 1986, Mikele Mebembe was on holiday in Keny...
Posted by Shannon Alysa on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:56:00 PST

****What I want in a guy...

I'm tired of the same old shit..honestly. Every guy is the same. Am I wrong? Prove it. Here is a simple list (well, I don't think it's too much to ask..) of things I look for in a guy. All would be ap...
Posted by Shannon Alysa on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 12:32:00 PST

I GOT PUNK'D!

so yeah..I'm at 7 11 getting gas today and I go in a pay and I'm walkin out to my car, when I see 2 guys jump out of van, run towards my car, and jump in. I'm like "what the hell are you doing" and it...
Posted by Shannon Alysa on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST