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Seth

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About Me

I own a sweater. Two of my drinking glasses are green. I like to issue friendly reminders.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Robots, the color brown, the Mets, crying myself to sleep, helmets, various creams

I'd like to meet:

A talking, giant hot dog...a robot with human emotion...Scott Backula...me as an astronaut...a wealthy idiot...the inventor of the hinge...La Parka...anyone in a vest

Music:

Built to Spill, Kraftwerk, Calvin Johnson, Jon Spencer, They Might Be Giants, the Pixies, Devo, Beck

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, True Romance, Bottle Rocket, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Life Aquatic, Fight Club, Pulp Ficton

Television:

The Simpsons, Futurama, Mr. Show, The Kids in the Hall

Books:

Isaac Asimov, J.D. Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut, Raymond Chandler

Heroes:

Mr. T, Matt Groening, Gorilla Grodd, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Wes Anderson

My Blog

The Fresh Troll

The troll came right out of the oven, as new as a troll can possibly be, still hot and steamy and with that new troll scent.The troll walked into the urban store and sneakily stole a shirt with "jive"...
Posted by Seth on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:49:00 PST

From Dust to a Saw

I got me a saw. I am going to saw my way out this mess and into a mess of freedom! I am going to play my saw. Music so sweet that babies will sleep to it and animals will dance to it. I se...
Posted by Seth on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:29:00 PST

Snacks in the City

Hello locals.In a strange twist of events, I believe my sandwich wants to eat me.I was not hungry, so I made the sandwich and then did not eat it. Why did I make the sandwich if I was not hungry? ...
Posted by Seth on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 05:48:00 PST

The Christmas Pirate

This just in! The Christmas Pirate is in town and he angry! He angry for toys! He angry for eggnog! The Christmas pirate was lat seen in his native Sweden where he is said to have caused...
Posted by Seth on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:26:00 PST

State of the Ham Address

As I complete the first 100 days of my presidency of ham, I gain confidence. The state of ham is stronger then ever. It has been a 100 days of sitting on mental ham floats, waving at imaginary c...
Posted by Seth on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 06:57:00 PST

Ratio Advantage

I am more animal then man. I just got the test back. I am 52% animal 47% man and 1% cholesterol. It really is a great test. They take two hundred dollars and swab your cheek (ass) with a Q-tip....
Posted by Seth on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:13:00 PST

Lesson Learned

I learned a valuable lesson today. I know you, general public; I know that you think you know the sprit of my lesson. You think it is most likely mundane. You feel that I can do no better then "fresh...
Posted by Seth on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 04:36:00 PST

What makes good relish?

So what does make good relish? Some say pickles, but they leave you the option of using canned or fresh. Some say you need to "relish the good stuff" and try and fit in, especially in foreign countr...
Posted by Seth on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 09:51:00 PST

Stevens?

Who is this Stevens we hear so much about in the news?It is always "Stevens Saves Family of Twelve" or "Stevens Regales Socialites with His Jaunty Tales". I would be fine if it was only tales of hi...
Posted by Seth on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 05:50:00 PST

President of Ham

Congratulate me! Love me! Give me the respect I deserve, damnit! Today the final vote was tallied and after a very close contest I defeated Sir Anthony Hopkins for the title  of President of H...
Posted by Seth on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 08:58:00 PST