Joooeey

About Me

I was born a poor little black child in the fields of Australia. Now I am a nice (most of the time) jewish Man in La Jolla, life is pretty fucking good!! I love hard money loans, watching Entourage, Basketball and Surfing. I am always down for a night out with a bottle of chilled Grey Goose!!

My Interests

Chillin with the DLC, working, playing poker, snowboarding, music, la fitness, basketball, talking about planning a long trip somewhere far away.

I'd like to meet:

Hugh Hefner, Donald Trump, Michael Jordan, Dave Chappelle and Charlie Murphy, that midget from the love boat, Howard Stern, and... Myself in 25 years

Movies:

Ill try and narrow it downBOILER ROOM BRONX TALE SCARFACE GODFATHER ALL MOB MOVIES IFC MOVIES CITY OF GOD BOTH KILL BILLS NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE DUMB AND DUMBER OFFICE SPACE TOMMY BOY EVERY CHRIS FARLEY MOVIE BILLY MADISON AND HAPPY GILMORE

Television:

24 CHAPPELES SHOW SOPRANOS ENTOURAGE FAMILY GUY ESPN, NBA ON TNT ESPN SPORTSCENTER NBA BASKETBALL ON NBC I HATE ABC AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SCRUBS LAS VEGAS "AL LOPEZ DOES TJ"

Books:

"BROWN SPOTS ON THE WALL" BY WHOO FLUNG DOOO and"EASY MONEY" BY ROBIN BANKS "How to be successfull in the peanut and orange selling business" By AL LOPEZ

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody wa