Panama

WASABI BUTTER!
I have officially lost count of the number of friends I've learned are married solely through updates on their online networking profiles.
LET IT BE KNOWN that I have just flagged Tom as spam.
And let it also be known that my preferred genre is "postacoustic anarchocyperpunktronica," but it wasn't in the dropdown list.
Here's a list of things I like:
Blue Bell Dutch Chocolate Ice Cream. Also Cookies and Cream.
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Gigging
Girls
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
Ice-nine
Red Krackels
I once saw a bunch of homeless people build a fort out of a tarp and all their shopping carts for warmth. I liked that.
Blueberry pancakes
Balsamic vinaigrette
Spicy mustard
Zebracakes
Paradigm shifts
I prefer geometry to algebra
Bone
JRR Tolkien
Frank Miller
Bill Hicks
Grey Goose vodka
Guinness
I prefer Prego to Ragu
Jazz
Free Jazz
Shoulderblades
Maniac Magee, Chapter 16
Everytime I see the ocean after a spell I say "Hello, ocean." I like doing that.
Black bean burritos
Lentil soup
Wine and Cheez-its
Kids
Sharpie markers
Hummus
Climbing things weren't meant to be climbed
Contra
Collarbones
Heineken
Sumo wrestling
Midget wrestling
If they had sumo midget wrestling, I'd like that too
Dr. McNinja (Google it) (seriously)
Road trips
Showers. Long, hot ones.
Bar crawls
3-day parties
Rooftops
IBC Root Beer
Unagi rolls
Sheesha
Bonfires
Meaningless lists
Pez
To know that what is impenetrable to us really exists, manifesting itself to us as the highest wisdom and the most radiant beauty, which our dull faculties can comprehend only in the most primitve forms--this knowledge, this feeling, is at the center of all true religiousness. In this sense, and in this sense only, I belong to the ranks of devoutly religious men. - Albert Einstein
What cannot be spoken in words, but that whereby words are spoken... What cannot be thought with the mind, but that whereby the mind can think. - Kenopanishads
Fancy thinking the Beast was something you could hunt and kill! - William Golding, Lord of the Flies
2-in-1 is a bad term because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created. If it was 2-in-1, it would be overflowing. - Mitch Hedberg
"No," said Maniac, "I don't think I'm bad. I'm not saying I'm an angel, either. Not even real good. Somewhere in between, I guess." - Maniac Magee
"Okay," Teddy said. He was sitting back in his chair, but his head was turned toward Nicholson. "You know that apple Adam ate in the Garden of Eden, referred to in the Bible?" he asked. "You know what was in that apple? Logic. Logic and intellectual stuff. That was all that was in it. So--this is my point--what you have to do is vomit it up if you want to see things as they really are. I mean if you vomit it up, then you won't have any more trouble with blocks of wood and stuff. You won't see everything stopping off all the time. And you'll know what your arm really is, if you're interested. Do you know what I mean? Do you follow me?" - J.D. Salinger, Nine Stories
And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh. - Friedrich Nietzsche
The fox knows many tricks;
The hedgehog one good one. - Archilochus
Never plan a act of violence, Cindy. Just let it happen natural. - Preacher