Quotations
"You cynical bastard"
- Dan Taylor And David Burrowes
"You do enjoy pushing the boundary, don’t you?"
- Mrs Fitzpatrick
"Leo: …Actors are not animals, they’re human beings!
Max: Oh really, you ever eat with one? "
- The Producers
"Cute"
- Jessica Brackin
"He entered her."
- Story by Mitchell Johnson-Green
"I am fusstrated"
- Mr Ursino, demonstrating the utmost care for diction
"...they thought it the bolshiest fun to viddy old Uncle Alex standing there all nagoy and pan-handled, squirting the hypodermic like some bare doctor, then giving myself the old jab of growling jungle-cat secretion in the rooker."
- A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess
"...I came on you."
- Parris to Abigail, The Crucible - Arthur Miller
"Ah, an afternoon alone with my favourite book: 'Broadway Musicals of the 1940s'"
- Rod [Avenue Q]
"I love you (in a non-gay way)"
- Andrew Griscti
"Jess: I'm so gorge
Nathan: Galston Gorge?"
- Nathan Zammit & Jessica Brackin
"Shush"
- Mrs Tomkins
"Year Ten! If you are not SILENT right now, something... not good will happen!"
- Miss Tidemann
"I waxed my face last night"
- Self Quotation
"Hi ho"
- Self Quotation (relating to a certain English teacher)
"No matter how true it is, don't say it."
- Daniel Taylor
"Tomkins: That [monologue is] more difficult for a female, because it's so very masculine.
Dan: Well, Moussa found a way."
- Mrs Tomkins & Daniel Taylor
"Um... ok... (moves away awkwardly)"
- Georgia
"Hey baby, you look like you could use a stiff one!"
- Corny Collins [(It's) Hairspray]
"Evey: Are you like, a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so."
- V For Vendetta
"Peter: Lois, men are not fat. Only fat women are fat"
- Family Guy
"I want that chubby communist girl off my show!"
- The WYZT Owner on Tracy, Hairspray
"I AM big. It's the pictures that got small!"
- Norma Desmond, Sunset Boulevard
"How am I supposed to negotiate pleats?"
- Edna Turnblad, Hairspray
"Do not Google me Adam"
- A. Majsay, post-Jewification
"I love it"
- Kate Campbell
"Shut the fuck up"
- Di Herron
"Ummmmmm"
- Tegan Hecht lets her train of thought go full steam ahead
"Have you a cigarette darling? I am desperate!"
- Sally Bowles, Cabaret
"...That's another reason why they were little boys"
- William Golding, author of the god awful Lord of the Flies
" I like it when you like things"
- Sycophant Jessica Brackin
"Am I hot?"
- Cherry [Cosi], as portrayed by Matilda Cheeseman
"We'll be like dick!"
- Self Quotation [Cosi]
"This is my jeam, Jerry"
- David Burrowes, spending too much time around Mr Ursino [Cosi]
"Moussa: God, you have gotten faaaaaat!
Scott: You're gay
Moussa: Whatever. You're fat."
- Chunky Scott Adams & Adam Moussa
“Kirk: And here’s something even you can undstand! You see that Louanne? It’s a door, USE IT!
Homer: That’s a door?”
- The Simpsons
“ I love Lecoq”
- Mrs Tomkins
“Lecoq is hard”
- Mrs Tomkins
“Scott, in your HSC exam, don’t write that ‘she’s a gangah’ ”
- Di Herron
“Shut up Moussa”
- P. Cividin
“The gypsies are filthy people”
- Ilona Costa Bianchi, CEO Wolffram & Hart Rome
“You are very large.”
- Mrs Tomkins, referring (obviously) to Scott Adams
“She’s got Tracy Turnblad arms”
- Self Quotation
“Wash: Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science-fiction.
Zoë: You live in a spaceship, dear.
Wash: So?”
- Objects in Space [Firefly]
“Neigh”
- E. Barclay