Lonos Curse

Three untalented brothers born from a Somalian prostitute and a Swedish priest, only to be adopted by a Cardinal in Versaille. He immediately moved to Sydney to open an underground brothel, pimping out his sons for coppers. He would eventually realize business was slowing as they grew older. He then looked for Bryan Coleman to transform them into the next biggest thing since Nickelback. Lonos Curse received sponsorship from Disney and are currently working on a MexTV show called Lonos Brothers, featuring Charleton Heston and the Packer family based around the struggles the band face as an incestual trio.Widely undisputed as king of all ninja, Lonos Curse will kill you silently while you sleep with their satanic and harmful messages hidden in the songs, living by the philosophy that fans are easier to kill than chickens.Finally, the answer your parents have been hiding from you for all these years - you were an accident. ================================================== A raw, visceral artist. No hint of pop, pure and genuine garage grunge with unapologetic early 90’s roots.” smj Source - Triple J Unearthed Review================================================= “Couldn’t help it— saw this title and the genre— and I had to check this out. Tough to find good grunge these days— and this is damned good grunge. Chord prog is perfect! Love the chunked-out rythmn. Lead is cool as h*ll. The vocals are awesome AND so are the lyrics. Big applause from me, boys!!” Gina/WHP Source - www.mixposure.com review================================================== “No reviews yet??? HAH! I beat’em all!! I dig the vibe of this tune. The vocals are great … love the expression in them. Very simple progression in the tune, but it’s an earworm for me!! Cheers, Mike” Source - www.mixposure.com review