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Tyler Durden

Listen up maggots, you are the all seeing, all dancing, crap of the world, one day you will die, and

About Me

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Defected Left I lost whats right, so i wrote whats wrong, and what's left to write?
What to say about me.. Things like this are always unfair because all you wanna do is highlight your finer points and disregard all the things that make you a person, so here goes. I'm a writer, I tell stories and I love to be the center of attention. My ability to tell stories and make others laugh is a family gift passed down through generations and I'm in the process of perfecting it. I'm very passionate about the things I do and even though I don't really know what my life has in store for me, I know that I'll do well in whatever path I choose. I'm a short guy although thats never been the real measure of my stature. I read all the time. I've Live in Seattle since the Summer of 06, It's Still new city so i'm trying to get the feel of being new and estranged. All the people in new cities seem to notice you like your a homeless person, they watch like hawks until you look back at them, then they avoid your gaze like the plague is contracted thru eyesight. But I'm getting along quite well. I'm a real physical person, I love to hug people, it's one of the things i can't help. I've found so many things to do and doing them alone is sometimes maddening but most of the time surreal, like it's not even happening. I love that feeling. It's what gives any good artist or writer the ability to let their mind wander into the creative part of you. I'm in constant states of confusion that allow me to reevaluate what I'm doing. I'm never at a loss for words (except in the presence of one person) the rest of the time I talk at great lengths, sometimes without anyone listening, trying to stay clear and articulate. One day i hope to be a famous screen writer, but we'll see in time. If your still reading this then it must be something i said, and if somehow you've found in me a friend I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know. No one likes to be silently appreciated, it's too confusing. I'll leave with my new mantra that I've adopted from the buddhists.
----- If you meet the buddha, Kill the Buddha-
If you meet Your Father, Kill your Father-
Free of everything, Not bound By anything-
Live the Life you are given.----

My Interests

Ha! Anything That Doesn't requires a rule or a regulation to do it. I'm interested in You, yeah you, the one who's eyes are scrolling thru this. I'm interested in what you're doing. What You think about in your free time. What Kinds of things can make you happy in a day. Whatever interests you has my interest which is in you. How you work, How you feel emotions. I'm interested in what you dream about and the reason why it fades from your memory the further your day goes on. I'm interested in why you're not doing what you love, everyday. I'm interested in the things that no one cares about but everyone individually suffers with. I want to know You and if we've never met I'm interested in meeting you and if we've never laughed together, I'm interested in entertaining you. My interest in you is purely social. I have no ill will toward you. I only want what we all want. For Our time on this earth to mean something. And the only meaning there is, is the meaning we arrive at together. And if you've made it this far, then congratulations, cause you're one step closer to meaning something more to me. You've already Indulged my written word. I write to you as an altruist. Someone who can only see thru their own perspective and never thru the eyes of another. I write to you not knowing how you'll interpret this. But I write to you hoping you'll write back... T

I'd like to meet:


Music:

AC/DC, Adema, Aerosmith, Akon, Al Green, Alien Ant Farm, alkaline trio, all american rejects, animals, ataris, Barenaked Ladies, Bayside, Beastie Boys, Beatles, ben harper, blackeyed peas, blackstreet, blackalicious, blink 182, blonde redhead, bloodhound gang, bob dylan, bob marley, bone-thugs-n-harmoney, bowling for soup boys like girls, boyz 2 men, bryan adams, bush, cam'ron, Carlos Santana, CCR, Common, corporate avenger, counting crows Crazytown, crystal method, the cure, cypress hill, D12, Daddy X, Daft Punk, Dangermouse, Dashboard Confessionals, Dave Matthews, dean Martin, Def Leopard, Deftones. Dirtball, DMX, Do or Die, Don HEnley, The Doors, Dr. Dre, The Dust Brothers, E40, Eagles Eminem, Evanescence, Everclear, Fall Out boy, Fat Joe, Fatboy Slim, Fiona Apple, Fort minor, Frank Sinatra, Fuel, Fugees, G-Unit, The Game, Godsmack, Gorillaz, Grateful dead, green Day, Gunz N Roses, Gwen, Gym Class Heroes, Hawthorne Heights, Hoobastank, Ian K, Iggy Pop, Incubus,ICP, Ja Rule, Jadakiss, Jane's Addiction, Jay-Z, Jefferson Airplane, John Lennon, Jurassic 5, Justin Timberlake, Juvenile, Kansas, Kanye West, Kid Rock, The Killers, Korn, Kottonmouth Kings, KRS1, Lil Jon, Limp Bizkit, Linkin park, Live, Ludacris, Methodman, Mobb Deep, My Chemical Romance, MystikalNas, Nelly, New Found Glory, Nirvana, NO doubt, Obie Trice, OPM, Our Lady peace, OutKast, P.O.D., Panic! At the Disco, Papa Roach, Paul Oakenfold, Paul Van Dyke, Pearl JAm, Pennywise, Pharell, Pink Floyd, Pixies, Pomeroy, Portis head, Prodigy, RadioHead, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Redman, ReHab, REM, Richard Cheese, The Rolling Stones, The roots, Sage Francis, Sammy Davis Jr, Sean Kingston, Sean Paul, Shakira, Silverstein, Simon and Garfunkel, simple Plan, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop Doggy Dogg, Something Corporate, Sonny Chiba, Soundgarden, SR-71, Staind, The Starting Line, Steven Lynch, Stone Sour, Strawman, Sublime, Sum 41, System of a down, Tears for fears, Tech n9ne, Tenacious D, Timbaland, Tony Yayo, Too Short, Tori Amos, A tribe CAlled Quest, Twista, U2, Usher, The WallFlowers, Wheatus, Wu Tang Clan, Xibit, Yardbirds, Yellowcard, Ying Yang Twins, Young Buck , Young Geezy, 2Pac, 3 Doors Down, 30 seconds to mars, 311, 50 Cent, Mazzie Starr,

Movies:

Tombstone, Pulp Fiction, Dogma, Occeans Eleven sinatra and Clooney, Oceans Twelve, Constantine, Mirrormask, Fade To Black, Brazil, Alice in Wonderland, all Spiderman's, All X-men, Matrix Reloaded, Belly, Requiem for a Dream, Twelve Monkeys, Army of Darkness, Batman Returns, Romeo and Juliet all versions, Othello, Interview With the Vampire, The last Samurai, The Rat Pack, The Aviator, Training day, Desperado, Trainspotting, Alfie, Closer, 8 Mile, Cruel Intentions, 25th Hour, All the Blade movies, Raging bull, The girl Next Door, Samurai Seven, Sonatine, Usual Suspects, From Dusk till Dawn, United States of Leland, Donnie Darko Dirctors Cut, Rounders, Snatch, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless mind,Big Daddy, Grandma's Boy, Happy Gilmore, Spanglish, Idle Hands, Empire Records, Death To Smoochy, Sin City, Leon The professional, Versus, True Romance, Cool World, Gone in 60 Seconds, Bomb the System.

Television:

Carnivale, Mindfreak, my name is earl, Weeds, World Cup Coverage, Neverwhere, Chappelle Show, The Daily Show, Mind of Mencia, House, Dharma Greg, Heroes, Penn Tellers BullS***, Black Donnelly's

Books:

Fight Club, Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, Beyond Good and Evil, Diary, Choke,Cat's Cradle, Sirens of Titan, Deadeye Dick, The Slaughterhouse Five, Galopagos, The Sword and The Mind, Tao Te Ching, Neverwhere, American God's, Mirrormask Basicaly anything Neil Endorses, writes or suggests, Downfall, Betrayal, Redemption, Sandman anything and Everything, Lucifer - Anything Mike Carey Does, The Book of Everything, Coaching the Artist Within, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Books of magik, Stardust, Death - Time of your life,

Heroes:

TYLER DURDEN

My Blog

how do you feel? cause I'm doin great...

So I haven't blogged in quite some time, and the passing of the dearly departed George Carlin has sparked my passion for my formal stock and trade, a little thing I like to call, the talk. For generat...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:12:00 PST

George Carlin and his Infinite words of wisdom

What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes. GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died...)Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very el...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 01:40:00 PST

Dear California

Little girls from Sweden dream of silver screen portraitions. They dream of californication. I wanna be the painter that paints a taste of what you taste like. I wanna be the waiter waiting forever f...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:37:00 PST

Woke up lost

I hate warm Soda, Spilling pop rocks, and feeling lost.I love The Days I'm Lazy, Laying Crazed in the placed they've placed meTaste of Patience now familiar, Graced with blatant thoughts of wasteful a...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 03:53:00 PST

Christmas Tree made out of WATER!!! OMG

OK, I have this Idea to make A christmas Tree out of a fountian mechanism. The fountain would look a bit like an upsidedown Showerhead with one large hole in the middle to simulate the girth of the Tr...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 04:33:00 PST

A Chronical Of Timeless Thoughts from My mind

I spray all the Cryptic Hypnotic Thoughts, Thought to hit this shit generation of faults Fallin Face first faster than a Star from far away, made with Nails and fake plaster to distract the evil ...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:18:00 PST

A Ryme For Old Tyme Sake

Everyone Wants Everthing and They all Want it Now They try and They Strive then They Throw in the Towel I've Cheated only once and Bled my tears that be But I'll never make the same Mistake Twice Caus...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 11:26:00 PST

Random Rapping

It appears that the evil in people is unequal and it's feasible how pleasable people make unreasonable  decisions when they're livin in fear of unreachable now we're missin what once was freely g...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:42:00 PST

No good Deed Unpunished/ The road to hell is paved with good intentions

Hitler thought he was doing the world a favor... Just remember that. Behind every great disaster is a good intention. Behind every monolith of art there was a spark of dedication. As we trad...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 12:50:00 PST

Counter Productivity

Two steps forward, five steps back new steps toward whats left in my past 20 20 hindsight perfect everytime till 20/20 blindsides you with analytical rymes so from time to time as i gaze behind looki...
Posted by Tyler Durden on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 10:12:00 PST