World renowned bat biologist Tom Coons and his jealous assistant, Fabien Montrose made an amazing discovery while conducting top secret bat studies in a mysterious cave, deep within the Maylasian rain forests. From nets strung high into the forest canopy, they extracted 10 mature batmales and put them into a scientific, Spice Channel collecting bag. But when Fabien removed one of the strange bats head first, he made a remarkable discovery! Or was it a terrible mistake...... He noticed that the strange bat had large, radioactive nipples! To his great surprise, it was indeed one of the males they had captured; each male had mammary glands, which produced small amounts of milk ... and vanilla pudding;...when he squeezed,... and squeezed,... and squeezed,... and squeezed......
