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Add to My Profile | More VideosHey! I'm an LA-based, New York-trained, Europe-traveled, currently sweltering hot (my AC's broken) actor in Hollywood. My resume is most impressive read backward, unless somebody wants to print it onto velvet and frame it for me, which makes anything more impressive. I've got a great "how did you get to LA" story for anyone who cares, and for anyone who doesn't, I've got a great cow joke. I'm trying to fund a movie, write a new screenplay, resurrect a recent stage play, and pay back my debt from the aforementioned travel in Europe. I'm a Shakespeare moderator for Theater West in Hollywood, have taught in New Hampshire and West Virginia, and I'm sweating like crazy - hold on, I gotta go fix the AC............. Okay. Back. Sorry 'bout that. What else? Single. Scorpio (whatever that really means). Oh - and I've now got three MySpace pages - see if you can spot 'em! ; )The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test (Hey, come on! I'm a Scorpio! What did you expect?)
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence
You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.
You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fellow artists (hate that word, but calling people "thesps" is more obnoxious and I'm not here just to meet actors...... painters, editors, directors, writers, producers, porn stars, Spielberg (please not the last two together), etc.), intelligent people, and girls. Let me re-clarify that last one: GIRLS. Especially if they're painters, editors, directors, writers, producers, or porn stars. Hell, even if they're Spielberg. Come to think of it: DEFINITELY if their last name is Spielberg.

My Blog

Yes I'm obnoxious and I don't care

Another high-five for science and another chink in the armor of religion!Fossil Ida: extraordinary find is 'missing link' in human evolutionPerfectly preserved fossil Ida, unveiled in New York today, ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 May 2009 14:04:00 GMT

FYI

NIN I JA setlistsNow I'm Nothing Terrible Lie 1,000,000 Heresy March Of The Pigs Metal (Gary Numan cover) Reptile Survivalism The Becoming Mr. Self Destruct The Fragile Gone, Still The Way Out Is Thr...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 18:44:00 GMT

Wow. Been a while...

.And really, I don't exactly know why I'm back, except that I've not much else to do and I'm either blocked or just not creative anymore... I need to start an absinthe habit, maybe..But here's the blo...
Posted by on Thu, 21 May 2009 17:44:00 GMT

Button your eyes at Coraline.com/buttoneyes

http://coraline.com/buttoneyes/
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 09:39:00 GMT

YAY! And.. people need to wake up...

I have a cold. There. Done. Moving on. One: how happy am I that this inauguration is over and Obama is in the White House? SO VERY. Now: An online article mentioned that a teacher decided ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 13:20:00 GMT

Is it just me.....?

Or does everyone else see the full-circle amazingness of Obama's Inauguration taking place on the Tuesday after Martin Luther King Day?
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 01:20:00 GMT

My Dad. Words and video!

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Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:51:00 GMT

NORAD tracks Santa - my new favorite website

Why We Track Santa For more than 50 years, NORAD and its predecessor, the Continental Air Defense Command (CONAD) have tracked Santa's Christmas Eve flight. The tradition began in 1955 after a Colora...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:09:00 GMT

12 Years..... "Chinese Democracy"

The only person I can think who will know or care anything about this blog is my buddy JLo. So know, J, this is not directed at you, but merely a long-awaited opinion column.The last Guns N' Roses alb...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 23:01:00 GMT

How badly do I want to be in this boat?

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.... LOVE HIM!
Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:50:00 GMT