Nathan
...you love me already
My Life...
- I live at home with my parents
- I am 25 years old
- I have an enormous amount of debt
- I am short
- I am chubby
- I am not well endowed
- I drink a lot
- I eat a lot
- I play hockey
- I dance
welcome to me
Quotes to live by...(by me)
"My personality makes up for my looks."
"I'm a player, I just don't fuck a lot."
"I only sleep with girls that say 'yes'."
"If you are lucky enough to see my penis, tell me what it looks like."
"Hymens are overrated."
"It may be small, but it's also skinny."
"I wish silence, or even snoring, was a form of consent."
"They made a sex toy using a cast of my penis, maybe you've heard of it, a lot of eldery women actually use it... it's called a thimble."
"Not everything grows just by adding water and sunlight... my neighbour can attest to this."
"You call that dancing? Bitch please!"
"If a girl says 'Is it in yet?', she's just joking... right?"
"Being cute doesn't get you laid, I've never seen a girl fuck a teddy bear."
"Being funny doesn't get you laid either, I've never made a girl cum with a knock-knock joke."
"Sex is like death... I'm still waiting for it and it will probably only happen once."
"I'm not cocky, i'm just better."
