She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal

About Me

hi. iâ€™m jessica.
to say iâ€™m unique would be an overstatement.
i am unoriginal and typical.
i am pessimistic,
stubborn,
highly opinionated,
and basically a complete badass.

sarcasm is my native language.
if i come off as a bitch,
give it time. you'll get used to me.

i'm a mommy.
and my family is the most important thing to me.
i could never ask for a better one.

i drive a volkswagen.
iâ€™m a junior at ric.
i'm really open-minded.
i'm really tolerant.
i like what i like, you like what you like. no need to argue.

i'm not gonna say i don't care what you think about me,
because i do.
but i'm not about to change for anyone.
accept me for who i am.

if thereâ€™s anything else you so desire to knowâ€¦

just ask.

holler.
read 'em and weep

My Interests

+music
+driving
+photography
+writing
+reading
+selfexpression
+piercings
+tattoos
+friends
+animals
+family
+chivalry
+happiness
+cynicism
+humor&sarcasm
+drawing
+art
+hotchocolate
+sleep
+lots of other things

and most importantly..
+kickin' it old school

I'd like to meet:

get your own layout here. get your own layout here.

Music:

ANYTHING except Audioslave, Godsmack, The Beastie Boys, and Rage Against the Machine.

Movies:

+monster
+the shawshank redemption
+saw I, II, III
+house of 1000 corpses
+the pianist
+sorority boys
+psych. thrillers
+sundance flicks
+occasional chick flicks

Television:

+boston legal
+conan o'brien
+mad tv
+old snl
+stand up comedy
+days of our lives
+dr. phil
+jay leno
+medical shows
+scrubs
+robot chicken
+futurama
+family guy

Books:

+the catcher in the rye
+the perks of being a wallflower
+american psycho

Heroes:

i dont have heroes. i only live up to my own expectations and standards.

My Blog

♥ twenty-three

I haven't felt this alone, unloved, and helpless in a long time. I have nothing.I know nothing.I don't know what to do.
Posted by She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:17:00 PST

♥ twenty-two

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me... Uhm, yeah. So. Bloggage. Joe is camping for the entire week. He's only been gone a little over 24 hours, and I already miss him... =[ Maybe it's good though. B...
Posted by She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:28:00 PST

♥ twenty-one

I like reflecting on myself. I was insane. Written: June 12th, 2005 A year ago, I had wondered where I would be today. Little did I know, that I'd be doing the exact same thing that I've always done; ...
Posted by She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST

♥ twenty

I love looking at old livejournal posts of mine. This was a conversation I had with a friend of mine, back in January. Only, I omitted my screen name, and put it all into paragraph form.Shit like this...
Posted by She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:05:00 PST

♥ nineteen

So uh, life. Goin' good. Nothing else to write. Except... I love Joe. Lots and lots and lots, forever and ever and ever amen. We're probably going to get married, and have chillens. End o...
Posted by She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:23:00 PST

♥ eighteen

It's 2:22 in the morning, and I am not tired. I've tried falling asleep twice, and... my quest yielded no result. Today was alright. Woke up at 10:30, went for a two mile walk, came home, sat around,...
Posted by She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

♥ seventeen?

I feel like shit. And I don't know why.I'm not going to get in details, because I hate having to explain my feelings.I feel like I'm trying to breathe underwater if I even think about talking about it...
Posted by She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST

♥ i dont remember what number i was at.

For the record, Jess Henley is in love.
Posted by She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 11:24:00 PST

♥ just a quiz thing.

The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to ru...
Posted by She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 09:58:00 PST

♥ fourteen

[x-posted from lj] Let me just start this entry off with a nice, heartfelt, greeting: FUCK YOU!!!With that being said, let me continue.I haven't been going to my Non-Western Worlds class. It's been ab...
Posted by She Ain't Got No Sex Appeal on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 10:16:00 PST