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Jordan

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About Me

so i haven't changed this section of my profile in a long time and since its 2008 now i think it is time for a change. I am living in shoreline with my cousin who inspires me beyond belief and her two awesome children who seem to either want to play cars, watch snow white or drink Juuuuuuicceeeeeee. it has been a great change for me lately. if you see me, i will probably be wearing baggy jeans because im large and thats all that fit, oh yeah and they are comfy so dont give me shit. along with my jeans will be a plain colored tee shirt and a plain colored hooded sweatshirt. i live comfy. my job is up and down, easy some days and very hard others but i like my boss and the people i work with so it makes it worth while. i love sports, they run my life sometimes. i love the seahawks. i love the huskies and have season tix to mens basketball which kicks ass. i will gladly kick your ass at poker because i am probably better than you. home games make me sick, i read your hand and you suck out on me. i choose to play at tulalip. my friends are amazing and have saved me many of times from complete disaster. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

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15 hour session

I had a 15 hour poker session at tulalip yesterday it was awesome.  At midnight i realized that i hadn't ate all day and was all delerious.  So i had a ceaser salad and let me tell you if yo...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

ahhhhhhhhh

Fuck....boredom sucks.......tv sucks.......computers suck......thank you.....sleepnow.......food?poker?women?........anything?... ....crazyyes.......newjob?.......HALT..... wowthatsit.......HALTingsuck...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 02:08:00 PST

World Series of Poker 2007

Im planning on going to the World Series of Poker next year.  I figure it is my dream and not many people get to live their dream.  I am going to play the smallest buy in No-Limit Holdem eve...
Posted by Jordan on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 11:54:00 PST

I want to marry a yodling contortionist

That is my perfect woman if you know any let me know.
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:36:00 PST

Fuck you all no seriously really fuck you all

So yeah fuck everyone im sure we have all felt this way.  Fuck you and your friend and your mother and your fish and your hampster.  Fuck your cat and your dog and espically your f...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:34:00 PST

Ok Ive hit bottom

Alright so yesterday at work i was pulling a washing machine up some stairs and believe it or not the damn concrete stair broke.  I mean i know im heavy but damn, concrete is pretty strong a...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 05:23:00 PST