Im an asshole who smiles and jokes alot. Ever the asshole though. Youve been warned
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: JME
Birthday: 11-02-76
Birthplace: Jerseyville
Current Location: on top of a bed
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: black/bald
Height: 6'2.25
Right Handed or Left Handed: left bitch
Your Heritage: Indian, English,Irish,German,More Indian, Yet more Indian. Something from the mediterranean, Bastard
The Shoes You Wore Today: socks so far its my day off
Your Weakness: im too fucking cute for my age
Your Fears: Prostate Cancer
Your Perfect Pizza: any
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Find a cure for arthritis. Make the perfect sandwich
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: douche bag, no i wont have sex with you
Thoughts First Waking Up: Goddamn it all to hell
Your Best Physical Feature: My crotch, eyes, brain
Your Bedtime: whenever i pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: the fuck kind of question is that? the one i can't remember most?
Pepsi or Coke: mt dew
MacDonalds or Burger King: food
Single or Group Dates: i stay away from orgies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: sobe
Chocolate or Vanilla: brunette
Cappuccino or Coffee: menthol
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: only to make myself feel good and other people feel dirty
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: not according to half the people on my friends list
Do you want to go to College: not really
Do you want to get Married: things are too new to me but i appreciate the gesture
Do you belive in yourself: too much so
Do you get Motion Sickness: if im stuck in a barrel yes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: Im almost thirty and they still annoy me to death
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes and ponies
Do you play an Instrument: not really
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: im smoking now
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only cause the doctor told me I could so eat shit
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i wouldnt call it a date
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ......yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no that was last month
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no its been a pretty bad month for sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: youre gay
In the past month have you been Dumped: very gay
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i slept nude a couple of times
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i dont have to steal
Ever been Drunk: redundant
Ever been called a Tease: i usually deliver but yes
Ever been Beaten up: not in a good 17 years but yeah
Ever Shoplifted: the government!
How do you want to Die: like steve irwin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: dead
What country would you most like to Visit:
Number of Drugs I have taken: 14
Number of CDs I own: 214
Number of Piercings: 2000014. ok one
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i keep a short memory as to not commit suicide
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..TR FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word "sammenschaft") as "eternal togethermanship". ..TABLE The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master ( RGLMm )
Well-liked. Well-established.Well-endowed You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful, for at least six months You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
.. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- begin exact opposite table -- ..TR height=20 Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat
Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer
..TABLE .. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- end exact opposite table -- You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.Bottom Line is, You are a dumb son of a bitch but you sure are cute.
ALWAYS AVOID : The Nymph The Stupid BitchThe Delusional Drama Queen
CONSIDER : The Window Shopper, The Peach ..TABLE
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