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About Me


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Chris.
Chrissy.
Christain.
What. Ever.
I'm twenty (holy shit, already?).
I eat.
I breath.
I draw.
I paint.
I read.
I write.
I'm not ~uN1Qu3~ or consider myself a ~special~ little snowflake. If you're lookin' for one of those, they're all over apparently, so you don't have to look hard.
I make mistakes.
I'm just human, like everyone else.
I'm not here to impress you.
I get annoyed with idiots.
I love my solitude and independance. This combination is bad for relationships, since most people that are interested in me are clingy and needy. Because of this, I doubt I'll get married and I'm completly content with that. I also don't want kids. :D But there is still that possibility...
I refuse to change for anybody, I'm more stubborn than you are...times a million...squared². I come the way I am and it wouldn't be me to change just because you're in my life.
I have a gutter mouth. :X
Sometimes I'm a vulgar hag. I'm that girl at the fancy dining joint shouting things like, "OH MY GOD, SHE HAS A FAT ASS!" just to see the faces of shocked customers. =D
I speak what's on my mind, if you're annoying me chances are I'll tell you. =]
I'm generally a happy person, I like to laugh and have a unique sense of humor. But like every human, I have my moments of saddness. =[ I'm only human, poo.
I am a closet geek. Harry Potter ♥. Star Wars ♥ I read. A LOT. I'd rather hit the bookstore than the mall.
I'm an animal lover. I tend to name my cats after artists. We've had Leonardo Da Vinci, Peirre-Auguste Renoir, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso(what a great name, amiright?!) and Andy Warhol.
"I don't spend much time thinking about whether God exists. I don't consider that a relevent question. It's unanswerable and irrelevent to my life, so I put it in the category of things I can't worry about." -Wendy Kaminer
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



The hottest man on the planet, James McAvoy.

Emile Hirsch, yummy. Seriously.

Slim Twig

Kal Penn Heh heh heh

Win Butler <33

Christopher Walken. And his amazing hair.

Justin Theroux

Jeremy Renner, le sigh....
Craig Ferguson

Ellen Page

Johnny Depp

Eva Green, she's crazy beautiful. And french, rawr.

Zoe Bell. Girl crush much?

Jason Bateman

Ryan Reynolds with his shirt on! Yeah, it's actually hard to find a good picture of him with a shirt on...

Kevin Smith. Genius. Need I say more?

Hayden. Yum.

Shia Lebeouf

Peter Sarsgaard. :D

My Blog

someone's willing to put up with my shit

I love you, fag, I always have. I know Im a constant bitch, im hard to deal with but you put up with me, for some weird reason. I love you so effin much, srsly. Im gonna be yours, all yours. I know we...
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jul 2009 22:20:00 GMT

Surrvey

Your ex says they love you, what do you say?"Mmm. You love how I made you feel about yourself? Well isn't that cute."Are you the type of person who is often in off and on relationships?Fuck no. You're...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 14:04:00 GMT

Dude, thanks.

I wasn't thinking of you and I haven't in a while. I came across something that made me think of you and I did some serious thinking. I decided that I didn't want to waste anymore energy into hating y...
Posted by on Thu, 07 May 2009 22:14:00 GMT

Leave me alone.

Come on dude, leave me alone. You already kinda messed things up a while back and I really have no interest in you anymore. You were the one that pretty much ended everything, which I didn't mind at a...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Mar 2009 05:50:00 GMT

wtfisatitlefernewayz?!

Can you take this without deleting any questions?SureWhats going on between you & the last person you kissed?Oh the drama. What was your worst mistake in your life?Hmm. Can't say.Would you get back wi...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:01:00 GMT

My spy name.

1. YOUR SPY NAME (middle name and current street name):Ann Fresam2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side and your favorite candy):Jolene Starburst3. YOUR RAP NAME (first in...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:08:00 GMT

I'm tired..........

Who's the biggest douche bag you know? Cassandra. Are you planning on going to college? No.Do you smoke weed every day? Nope.Whats the best thing that happened today?Uhm...nothing. Except that hot guy...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:16:00 GMT

Midnight Survey

If being an employee meant heavily discounted prices on all items for you, then which store would you most want to work at?American Eagle. I love their over priced shit.Do you know at least 50% of you...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:34:00 GMT

Don’t blame me for being bored.

Here's some questions about things people usually try to keep a secret... so don't be afraid to be vague. You can also skip if you want.1. Ever cheated on someone? How many times?: No. N/A2. How old w...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:54:00 GMT

Phone survey

Grab your phone.1. Who's the first person who comes up under the letter M? Marlene LeSkankbag, haha. xD2. Who's the last person you called?My mother.3. Who was your last missed call from? Derek. 4. Wh...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:13:00 GMT