U like hip hop? I don't, so depimp yer ass with a quickness dipshit. Endlessly searching for a fairy tale world where things go the way they should, where ppl live in grace and respect one another.I( am a world of contradictions that simple minds will wonder at for ages yet to come. I actually should say b4 I get rolling that I'm the sort that would stick to knightly virtue more than I would the ravenous behavior of a Pirate, but then again there were fallen angels........i.e. I fall short of perfection....dumbass...
Now back to the fascicious......(fescesious?) artistic license which I use to mask my true feelings.....Already in progress on a channel near you.....Mawgroth
The biggest black dragon ever known to sunder everything that ticked him off.lThe most vile creature ever to be spawned upon the material plane. Evil, wicked,mean,and nasty.Driven to his ways by the pain of ages.
Well now that the opening is done on to better things:
I write quite a lot of bs, and seem well-versed in it.
I schmooz everyone into not quite being able to discern if I'm an evil genius or just freakin-nuts.
Actually a dead chicken has more evil in its lips than I do, but just for sake of conversation......(since it seems all the ladies like the "bad guy" types today)....*AHEM!* where was I?
Blah, Blah, Blah, yadda,yadda,yadda, nothing new, same ole stuff you've heard b4 + ..........................oh, yeah, I almost forgot, I love ya babe.
Quote from another anonymous idiot ;)BTW: God, that was the best sex ever!IMA pirate.Nuff said. No? Did I just answer myself?!?!?!?)Well lessee,...long-haired, ear-ring wearin', tattooed hippy-freak-boy. No, I don't smoke rope no more. When I git uptight, I drink like a fish, smoke like a factory, and cuss like a sailor,and then I top the night off by head-butting trees, and punching holes in the walls.(Them damn demons are too quick fer me; miss 'em everytime). Oh yeah, I've also been told I'm a Black sheep....does that make me a wannabe?
Redneck? NOO!!! Not JUST red. Can't you see the purple spots?
I tend to be what normal ppl would call a maniac....except when I'm depressed, which would make me out to be bi-polar.....(didn't they used to call it manic-depressive?).
Anyway I usually radiate between being rude, obnoxious, and hateful to being warm, and cuddly......sometimes when my moods exceed their limits I'm both at the same time, which probably means I'm psychotic, and suffer from multiple personality disorders,......(didn't they used to call that being moody?)I wanna cuddle the teddy bear and then beat the hell out of it cause it won't talk to me?!?!And who the hell is that weird guy who lives in my mirror?Btw.....All my heritage goes right back to the British Isles, so is it any wonder?..I like getting together with friends and tossing ideas around to see if we can build something wondrous in the world,something that lasts and leaves an impression on the face of the Earth, that people can marvel at for ages to come. Gods I need therapy, huh? There's only one thing I let my hair down for....GUINESS....well there's also Heineken...ARRRR, I likes to grab a Heiney,...ARRRR!!! Good beer, good rum, now let me pat yer bum? AAARRRRRR!!!
I admire bravery, not foolhardiness.
If you're not interested in seeing then stop lookin'.
Good intentions usually end up as paving stones on the road to Hell.( Did you know that Hell was actually a place in Jerusalem used for disposal of waste, offal, dead bodies, etc.? Kewl eh? A burning, festering stinking waste that actually became an opposing force to Heaven in the minds of men......and we created it ........) Anyway...
I've actually heard it said that Sigmund Freud's last words were...."What do women want?" I'm no bible-thumper,(in fact there is no name for my religious theology, but I kinda found more truth amongst the Ancient Druids, or at least their ghosts, than anywhere else) but i've researched things for the Truth, and after all me ramblings, rantin's and ravin's(rrr) I've found that we all reside in the House of the Minions of God. Ye should ask yerself, which God yer minions serve or else we'll serve ye the black spot on Ephesians 5/ll
What man is a man, who does not make the world a better place?
Hope you all find it funny,...I did,...which is why I wrote it;)
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Sincerely in service to all you Massey-Fergusons,
Friggin' Riggin
'Nuff Said Yet?I can write more if you like.
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