About Me
Hi I'm Phil Argus. I am easily irritated and generally unhappy due to being constantly subjected to the wacky shenanigans of my companions, if you could call them that. Unlike Joel, I have more common sense. I tend to have bad luck when it comes to girls. There was Candice Jones who drove me away by being too emo. Then there was Michelle who was sent to the Phantom Zone by Joel and even shot by my goatee. And the girlfriend that I had the most in common with turned out to be my female clone. I'm also Irish and a Catholic. I figured I'd escape Bonus Stage and start over here on MySpace.
