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I decided I wanted Taco Bell right... So I throw in Disturbed, and drive my merry ass down there... I wait in the fuckin' drive-thru for at least 20 minutes. I know it was at least 20, because it was about 4:30 when I left my house, and it was 5:00 by the time I got up to the window. At this point, the girl says something along the lines of "I'm really sorry about the wait" and all I managed to say was "Not a problem." Not quite sure why I went with that, but by this time, I was just happy to be getting my food. Upon receiving said food, I check the bag to make sure I have everything. After the long wait, my main concern was them rushing shit and forgetting something. But I had the number of items I ordered, so I proceeded home, but not before getting Baja Blast all over my shirt after taking a drink and barely tipping it towards me. Now, let me tell you what I ordered... I ordered a nacho cheese chalupa with no tomatoes, and a combination burrito with no sauce and no onions. Now let me tell you what I received... I received some sort of makeshift chalupa. As I opened the wrapper of this concoction, I noticed a peculiar trait. This trait being that there was shredded cheese on the TOP of the chalupa. This sparked my curiosity. I proceeded to investigate further. I lifted the lettuce and misplaced cheese to reveal a white substance, that I can only conclude was sour cream. Now... It may just be me... but I do believe the phrase "nacho cheese chalupa" consitutes there being some sort of melted dairy product engulfing the core of this food item. But perhaps I am misguided. Now, onto the "burrito" I ordered... My previous encounter with the "Chalupa of Doom" left me discouraged about this next endeavor. I could tell it wasn't going to end well right away, as I noticed some sort of liquid seeping through the wrapper as I removed it from the bag. But nonetheless, I carried out the investigation. I opened the wrapper, noticed more of this liquid leaking from the inside of the burrito. I then folded back the tortilla to gaze upon the very red sauce and crunchy white vegetables I had demanded be removed from this item of food... Mind you, this all happened as I had just sat down to eat it... at home... 15 miles away... - Daniel Moore.
If you didn't laugh at this you have something wrong with you!
I'd like to meet:
Stephen Richards. The lead singer of Taproot. One of the best voices around.
Jude Law...
Music:
Sublime , Bob Marley, LBDA, Taproot Click and Listen! , Isreal Vibration, The Slackers, Endo, Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold, Celldweller, Zeromancer, Chronic Future, Corporate Avenger, Authority Zero, Reveille, Lollipop Lustkill, Less Than Jake, Ra, Audioslave, Mudvayne, The Killers, Switchblade Symphony, System Of A Down, Led Zeppelin, Steve Miller Band, Frankie Valli (I eat up the oldies like babies...), Paper Lace, Cold, Mushroomhead, Breaking Benjamin, Soilwork, Godhead, Papa Roach, KMFDM/MDFMK, 311, Powerman 5000, Stabbing Westward, Huffamoose, Rammstien, Flaw, Assemblage 23, Stereomud, Pressure 4-5, Earshot, Dragpipe, Skrape, H.I.M., Gorillaz, Prince, Chris Cornell ♥,Soil, Finger Eleven, Spineshank, Bone Thugs 'N Harmony, Slightly Stoopid, Stone Sour, Dope, Erase The Grey, Outspoken, Mest, Die Trying, Atomship, Sevenwiser, Crossfade, One Less Reason, The Cure, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Incubus, Goldfinger, Fear Factory, MXPX, Barenaked Ladies, Nothingface, Nine Inch Nails, Korn, Rancid, Porno For Pyros, Project Pitchfork, Blindside, Weezer, In Flames, Tool, Queen, Alkaline Trio, Queens of the stoneage, Theory Of A deadman, Bush, Otep, Slipknot, The Living End, Muse, The Mars Volta, Cypress Hill, The Doors, Live, Skinny Puppy, Snow, Musical Youth, Sevendust, Vast, Ballyhoo!, Rude Buddha, Orgy, No Doubt (The older stuff atleast), Killswitch Engage, Saliva, The Cranberries, Jimmy Fallon, The Police, Disturbed, Cold, Bloc Party, The Clash, Circle of Dust, Dark New Day, Dave Matthews Band, Electric Light Orchestra, Credence Clearwater Revival (Thanks to Vern...), Five Bolt Main, Foo Fighters, Iced Earth, Demon Hunter, Otis Redding (Yes, bitches!), The Ramones, The Rolling Stones, Simon and Garfunkle, Static-X, SR-71, Tom Petty, and a shitload more but I am tired of thinking.... If I repeated any deal with it.... If you can't deal with it you can eat my ass =D.
Movies:
Napoleon Dynamite... That's all I can think of right now... "Tina, you fat lard come get some dinner!" Gotta love it ♥ Labyrinth, Moulin Rouge, XXX (that's right Vin Diesel rox my sox) Shrek 1 & 2, Dark Crystal, Unleashed, Paper Moon, Without A Paddle, Bio Dome, The Spongebob Movie (fuckin' right), Donnie Darko, Hero, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Big Daddy, Mr. Deeds (Basically anything with Adam Sandler except Spanglish, that was a waste of 14 bucks :|) Reign of Fire, Waterworld (yeah, bite me), South Park; Bigger Longer and Uncut, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Dodgeball, Zoolander, Finding Nemo, The Patriot, LOTR: All 3, Braveheart, Son In Law, Clerks, I'll finish later...
Heroes:
Bradley Nowell... He sang with his heart and no matter how weird he may have sounded saying "BOH BOH" or singing 'Hong Kong Phooey' he always made it awesome. Yeah, I'm obsessed, your point?
