your mom & her merry band of sluts
your mom... or maybe the pope... or like britney spears... or maybe ron burgandy... no definitely your mom
only the kind that doesn't suck... & also sometimes the kind that does suck. like reo speedwagon... wait did i just say that out loud? i never listen to reo speedwagon...
breakfast club, donnie darko, bubble boy (have you ever been karmically bitchslapped by a 6-armed goddess?), interview with the vampire, the rock, pirates of the caribbean, goonies, ferris bueler, office space, kids in america (garcia, are you the captain or do you have a vagina!?), the crow, nightmare before christmas, underworld, slc punk (ur pretty fuuuckin weird), the godfather trilogy (the first one was the best), anchorman, the notebook, dogma, desperato, reservoir dogs, boondock saints, some like it hot, all the elvis movies (i'm totally serious, shut the fuck up elvis is the shit), rebel without a cause, east of eden, random john wayne westerns, dane cook makes me pee
charmed, gilmore girls (r.i.p....i cried, ohhh did i cry), wildfire, the 4400, csi miami, family guy, the simpsons, aqua teen (mooninites & german aleins in an epic battle, how can you not love that?), harvey birdman, old school spaceghost (cartoon planet, not that coast to coast bullshit), smallville, sex & the city, mythbusters... i watch a lot of history channel & discovery channel & sciencey shit like that. hidden palms is my new guilty pleasure shhhhh
all my rock books cuz i'm a science dork like that, silent spring by rachel carson, the control of nature, annals of the former world, john mcphee is crazy good... anything anne rice, national geographic even though that's not a book...
my mom is the strongest person ever to walk the earth.