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About Me

i like... sunsets... my wonderful & completely insane family, my few true friends, the people who love me for who i am even when i don't, getting paid doing something i don't hate, laughing at random stupid things that no one else thinks are funny like the jamaican guy on the red stripe commercial, people that make me laugh, warm weather, summertime, my cat, sleeping, food, chocolate, peanut butter cup ice cream, good music, singing at the top of my lungs in my car where i can't hurt anyone with my mad skillz yo, shopping with my mom cuz she's insane & she's so blond it's ridiculous & i'm not really referring to her haircolor... ansel adams photography, reading a really good book, watching sports & randomly getting pissed off & throwing things at the tv like it has any effect on the game...
i don't like... philthadelphia, crack whores, corporate bullshit, bad drivers, judgemental people, whatever that music is the kids are listening to these days, that weird feeling you get when you rub a paper bag, jerks, groupies, hos, animal testing, animal abuse, sweaty armpits, people who are just mean, people in general really, that show on the discovery channel with the guy who stomps around the jungle & eats grubs & gets caught in quicksand & then parachuts into the arctic and climbs glaciers all for no good reason, crappy weather, cold weather, headaches, vomiting, vomiting on my friends, politics, saying goodbye, when juice wears tights, people who tell me to smile.. fuck you.. maybe i should punch you in the smile
don't just send me a friend request without first emailing me because i'll probably just ignore you...

My Interests

your mom & her merry band of sluts

I'd like to meet:

your mom... or maybe the pope... or like britney spears... or maybe ron burgandy... no definitely your mom

Music:

only the kind that doesn't suck... & also sometimes the kind that does suck. like reo speedwagon... wait did i just say that out loud? i never listen to reo speedwagon...

Movies:

breakfast club, donnie darko, bubble boy (have you ever been karmically bitchslapped by a 6-armed goddess?), interview with the vampire, the rock, pirates of the caribbean, goonies, ferris bueler, office space, kids in america (garcia, are you the captain or do you have a vagina!?), the crow, nightmare before christmas, underworld, slc punk (ur pretty fuuuckin weird), the godfather trilogy (the first one was the best), anchorman, the notebook, dogma, desperato, reservoir dogs, boondock saints, some like it hot, all the elvis movies (i'm totally serious, shut the fuck up elvis is the shit), rebel without a cause, east of eden, random john wayne westerns, dane cook makes me pee

Television:

charmed, gilmore girls (r.i.p....i cried, ohhh did i cry), wildfire, the 4400, csi miami, family guy, the simpsons, aqua teen (mooninites & german aleins in an epic battle, how can you not love that?), harvey birdman, old school spaceghost (cartoon planet, not that coast to coast bullshit), smallville, sex & the city, mythbusters... i watch a lot of history channel & discovery channel & sciencey shit like that. hidden palms is my new guilty pleasure shhhhh

Books:

all my rock books cuz i'm a science dork like that, silent spring by rachel carson, the control of nature, annals of the former world, john mcphee is crazy good... anything anne rice, national geographic even though that's not a book...

Heroes:

my mom is the strongest person ever to walk the earth.