The top cats of Nutty
(these are seven swingin' dicks!)
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Jazz on the Rocks:
A guy walks into a tiki lounge with a beautiful blonde on his arm. The bartender asks, in a melodic voice, "What'll it be, hmmmm?"
As the couple mull over the drinks menu the guy responds, "Okay, what's a Magic Trane Ride?"
"That's Steppenwolf Gold with a Coltrane chaser," beams the barkeeper.
The patron smiles. "Yeah, I'll have a double. How about you, baby?"
The girlfriend can't decide. Suddenly, a light bulb goes on above her head. "Hey, you got any of that Lynyrd Skyn--", but the bartender cuts her off.
"Uh-uh", he quips, pointing to a sign on the wall mirror behind him, "no Freebird, no Stairway!" The blonde is crestfallen.
"Tell ya what, kitten," he is quick to add, "I'm gonna mix you something special, one of our latest concoctions that I know you'll dig...it's a new house favorite." And with that, he goes to work on her drink.
Moments later, the blonde is nearly orgasmic with her first sip. "Omygod!! What IS this?"
The bartender leans in with a proud grin...
"Hendrix blue label with a shot of Mancini. We call it the Purple Panther."
It's called "Jetsetter Jazz", and it's comin' from NUTTY!!
Currently, Nutty is behind closed doors, recording tracks for the new cd, "Jazz For Jetsetters". Some promo video from their Alvas show is also in the editing stages...
This Sunday night: NUTTY Live At Viejas Casino!
Sunday, May 17th, 8pm, come support Nutty as they compete for the dough and the notoriety in the Ultimate Music Challenge at the Dreamcatcher at Viejas Casino.
See the blog for details...
Coming in July: NUTTY Live At The Market!
Thursday, 7/23, 7pm: Nutty's back at Farmers Market on 3rd and Fairfax to add some swing and swank to the Market's menu. Come on down and enjoy a couple hours of FREE entertainment.
See the blog for details...
Also, go to www.myspace.com/thepurplepit for more info on Nutty and/or Purple Pit venues, or just click on the 1st friend of Nutty's (Jerry Lewis as Buddy Love)...
Come get your kicks!!