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Cake, Death, World Domination.

About Me

self description is masturbation......and i'm not in the mood right now, maybe later.
You Are 40% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it! How Weird Are You?
You are a Self-Discoverer
You're not religious, but you've created your own kind of spirituality.
Introspective and thoughtful, you tend to look inward for the divine.
You are distrusting of all forms of organized religion.
You especially dislike religious gurus and leaders, who you feel are charlatans. What's Your Religious Philosophy?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Brian Lutz
Birthday: 2/11/1982
Birthplace: Shawnee Mission, Kansas
Current Location: Mission, Kansas
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Czech, German.
The Shoes You Wore Today: White adidas w/silver stripes
Your Weakness: Blondes
Your Fears: Failing
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Mushroom & Jalapeno, I'm a bit fickle though.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Go back to school full time.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: What is this shit on my face, my god what is that awful smell???
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes and ass.
Your Bedtime: Never before 1am.
Your Most Missed Memory: Waking up to that one special someone.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke, fuck pepsi.
MacDonalds or Burger King: oooohhhh....Burger King burgers, McDonalds Fries.
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton raspberry iced tea.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino, but I try not to drink any of it.
Do you Smoke: Yeah, keep trying to quit, keep fucking it up.
Do you Swear: Read above and below.
Do you Sing: Always, when I think nobody is looking.
Do you Shower Daily: Twice.
Have you Been in Love: Yeah.
Do you want to go to College: Yup.
Do you want to get Married: It'd be nice if I could find someone capable of putting up with my shit, but as each day passes I become more and more disillusioned with the institution of marriage.
Do you belive in yourself: Absolutely, well most of the time anyway.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Never.
Do you think you are Attractive: Sure do.
Are you a Health Freak: Hell no, life is too short to eat "wholesome" food. Besides whats good and bad for you changes on a daily basis, I'll wait till they get some of that shit set in stone before I'll buy into the whole health food thing.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yup.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Absolutely, my favorite kind of weather.
Do you play an Instrument: I used to play the violin, but I'd like to learn how to play the guitar.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh yeah.
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No.
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sure have.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No.
Ever been Drunk: Why am I still answering these questions?
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah.
Ever been Beaten up: Yup.
Ever Shoplifted: Yup.
How do you want to Die: Some sort of amazing dramatic death would be cool I guess, honestly I haven't spent that much time comtemplating my own death to have a solid answer.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm grown, I'm me.
What country would you most like to Visit: Thats a tough one...I have a hard enough time picking out a shirt to wear in the morning.....Japan would be a first, then maybe somewhere tropical....Brazil, Costa Rica, the Fiji Islands, Australia....its a big world, ya know.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Anything, they're all good.
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde, Black, Brunette, multi.....hell an ex of mine had smurf blue hair at one point, and she was damn fine.
Short or Long Hair: I like both.
Height: Preferrably a bit shorter than me.
Weight: Well I'm not lookin for a sumo, thats for damn sure.
Best Clothing Style: Just about anything goes, but I do have to say, girls in summer dresses....well thats one reason to think theres some sort of god out there.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Hmmm.....lets say I've experimented.....and leave it at that.
Number of CDs I own: Over 300
Number of Piercings: 2 (ears)
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Plenty....you're a bullshitter if you say zero.
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My Interests

Reading, random car trips, travel, camping, airbrushing, capoeira, float trips, thunderstorms, finding good music, cooking, down to earth people, culture, martial arts, booze, technology, outdoorsy stuff, sushi, philosophy and yada yada yada............

I'd like to meet:

Humans.

Music:

jungle, drum n bass, some trance, house, disco house, hard rock, reggae, two step, some hip hop. bands - sublime, a guy called gerald, a perfect circle, adema, ak1200, aphex twin, asian dub foundation, bassment jaxx, billy talent, breakbeat era, black eyed peas, concord dawn, filter, hed pe, incubus, dj dara, god lives underwater, jeru the damaja, deftones, eminem, devin the dude, nirvana, mindless self indulgence, aphrodite, linkin park, john b. (not to be confused with that r&b pussy), korn, nine inch nails, system of a down, technical itch, static x, stabbing westward, portishead, radiohead, prodigy, self, pepper, orbital, orgy, phats and small, freaky flow, and on and on and on..............

Movies:

kill bill, bumfights, cky, scarface, dog day afternoon, anything with bruce lee, fight club, akira, ninja scroll, friday, how high, american wedding, boondock saints, super troopers, office space, old school, animal house, blow, fear and loathing in las vegas, the big lebowski, pirates of the carribbean, jay and silent bob strike back, blue collar comedy tour, the day after.

Television:

Nip Tuck, Rescue Me, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab, Family Guy, Futurama, MXC, Iron Chef, CSI, The Shield, Discovery Channel, National Geographic, anything else educational that sparks my interest.

Books:

Catch 22, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, Queen of the Damned, The Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Catcher in the Rye, Call of the Wild, The Age of Spiritual Machines, more to come as soon as I remember...

Heroes:

My parents, they put up with so much shit from me and helped me out more than I could ever make up to them.

My Blog

Late night scavenger hunt on wikipedia.........

This all started with an article I was reading online about Hugo Chavez, the current leader of Venezuela. I ended up reading through some articles on socialism and blah blah blah.....a search on wikip...
Posted by Almost on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 02:07:00 PST

HARRRR!!!!!

i didn't write this, some dude on livejournal posted it on his shit, and he wasn't the author either, i dunno who did, but damn is it funny. i laughed till i cried, choked, and turned red in the face....
Posted by Almost on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST