love the rugby ah play for carrick, play some basketball decent at that, playin golf at turberry lol posh twat. watchin films theres nothin ah aint seen, anchorman greatest film ever.goin out with my mates
The Hoff legend simple as that, Michael Jordan, Lance Armstrong, Jonah Lomu, zippy bungle and george, eartworm jim, the green power ranger, ah real ninja and ah real pirate. The person who invented these messages like if you dont forward this in 2 minutes u will be killed by ah bulldozer and the love of ur life will dump u for ah goat, whats the deal with these things that person needs shot in the head.
Listen to mainly hip-hop music altho i am partial to some oasis and the eagles.
Anchorman, Dumd & Dumber, Ace Ventura 1 & 2, Old School, Dodgeball, anything thats funny really and Star Wars. and anything with Denzel Washington.
Family Guy, Scrubs, simpsons, Little Britain, The Office. and cartoons
Not really much of ah book guy read enough studyin, readin Lance Armstrongs autobiography its well good.
Superman, Spiderman, Super Ted, Bananaman, Batfink any more suggestions are welcome and they will be added
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Dave
Birthday: 4th december every year
Birthplace: Irvine
Current Location: On the chair typin this bad boy
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark brown or black its weird
Height: 6ft
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: blue n white and 1
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Spiders in ma bed
Your Perfect Pizza: Coco Pops
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To become chartered pyhsiotherapist
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: am no ah weirdo
Thoughts First Waking Up: Whos beds this
Your Best Physical Feature: The guns
Your Bedtime: Dark o'clock
Your Most Missed Memory: funnily enough can't remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke but really irn bru its made by girders you know
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger king
Single or Group Dates: Single no into that swinging nonsense
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I enjoy ah nice glass of ice tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Make me hyper lol prefer the tea its ah gentlemans drink
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: ah dont fuckin think so
Do you Sing: hell yeah n bloody rubbish at it aswell
Do you Shower Daily: it's been known
Have you Been in Love: ah have that dam she devil
Do you want to go to College: am there jus now big guy
Do you want to get Married: maybe one day
Do you belive in yourself: hell no
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: am stunningly ugly
Are you a Health Freak: hahahaha have u seen me altho ah am the healthiest fat guy in the world
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: they scare the shit out of me
Do you play an Instrument: jus the walloper my friend
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: hell yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: high on life buddy
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope awww violins out
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: the kyle centre is that ah mall its baws anyway
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: eh
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: jus the old goldfish rest in peace petey
In the past month have you been on Stage: na
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: jus the heart of all the beautiful ladies that cross my path haha
Ever been Drunk: am drunk rite now
Ever been called a Tease: na jus dave
Ever been Beaten up: with these guns
Ever Shoplifted: worked in a supermarket what do u think
How do you want to Die: good way to break my spirits freakshow what kinda question is that
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: ah pirate
What country would you most like to Visit: pirateland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: nae bother to me cheif
Weight: that would be nice
Best Clothing Style: ah like them withot the clothes if u know what ah mean
Number of Drugs I have taken: none at all
Number of CDs I own: rough guess bout that many
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: this
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