Dave the Fornicator returns... and he has GUNS! |
It's been so long, I totally forgot that people used to enjoy reading this bull shit.My mom totally set me up today. I went in for an asthma test, came out with news of my healthy lungs, blood d...
Posted by Bad Ass Dave on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 10:58:00 PST |
"Love and the 21st Century" by The Notorious B.A.D. |
Sex...One word. Endless controversy.Some people are turned on at the mere mention of the word. Others are put off by it. There is no right. There is no wrong. There's jus...
Posted by Bad Ass Dave on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:41:00 PST |
The continued adventures of Bad Ass Dave |
Bad Ass Dave is the Yin and the Yang, the black and the white, the sound and the silence. He is also very happy with the way in which his life is going.It's been a while since B.A.D. went causin...
Posted by Bad Ass Dave on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 11:33:00 PST |
The Wicked Adventures of Bad Ass Dave and Johnny Diamond |
It's been a long time... You know you missed this...I just say by far the most awesome thing in the world... I walked outside to get something from my car and walked through a strand of sp...
Posted by Bad Ass Dave on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 11:37:00 PST |
I feel that the fact I'm here isn't the real problem... My lack of pants, on the other hand... |
Through a long and deep conversation with Joel the other night, it's officially been determined that I do, in fact, believe in God... Though this was a nice revelation, it really didn't change t...
Posted by Bad Ass Dave on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST |
Where the people all look like devo and the fairies are dressed up like the Cure... |
There are two types of people in the world: Those who accept their unique complexity and those who would rather blend into someone else's...People are touchy about God, and there is a one word explana...
Posted by Bad Ass Dave on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:08:00 PST |
Hey hey, what can I do? |
Well, my girlfriend is officially legal, making this the happiest day of my life...Just kidding... There are far more relevant things in my life than my girlfriend becoming legal, but I DID do a...
Posted by Bad Ass Dave on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:39:00 PST |
A man who was given to fly... |
Baby Jude is a magical little boy...I may very well call him "Baby Jude" until the day I die...I'm ready for my hair to kick ass again... It's getting there... Just needs a little time and...
Posted by Bad Ass Dave on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 11:14:00 PST |
Shit like that's like sour lemonade... |
I love going outside at night and just sitting... Stuff just makes more sense out there... It doesn't look as ugly and unneccesary as it does at day... The neighbor's house doesn't l...
Posted by Bad Ass Dave on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:22:00 PST |
Started at 1:36 AM... |
Life's too short not to be agressive and give it your all...After all, there's alot of ass out there, and it ain't gonna kick itself...I am, once again, so heavily in debt that I'm afraid to drive my ...
Posted by Bad Ass Dave on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST |
