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About Me

I've returned to the land where taking the piss out of you means someone likes you, drinking beer under 5% is a crime unless its ale and sunbaking on grass median strips in summer is normal. Being an honorary Englishman now means that you support England in everything, unless they are playing the Aussies. I've now learnt to take the piss out of myself, drink through the pain barrier, talk like a northerner (Ay up me duck, stop ya rattlebagging), Play fruit machines and thats only the beginning. Thanks to my good mate Sheridan for putting me on this straight and narrow road.I've been away from Oz now for 6 years. I still hold it close to me and I will end up back there one day. Right now I'm enjoying all the UK and the EU can offer.

My Interests

Beer, Laughing with friends, Going to the Five Bells on a Sunday night or in fact any night (Maddest pub I've ever been too), Waking up finding strange people scattered around my flat, Playing impromtu guitar in the beer garden at Bar 38 singing Bon Jovi songs with the gang, oh and poetry

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Jameson amazing body, amazing business women, she has really bought her art into the mainstream and I'd like to meet Borat. Infact I'd like to see Borat interview Jenna now that makes for prime time TV..hahahahahaha love his TV show and watch out for the movie....

Music:

YOU AM I, Janes Addiction, Jimmy Barnes, Cold Chisel, INXS, Midnight Oil, Robbie Williams, RHCP,Bon Jovi, Queen, U2, AC/DC, Jamiroquai, anything old school Jazz - Coltrane, Davis, Gordon and much much more...love new unsigned / undiscovered bands, Im pretty much open to Anything

Movies:

Favourite Film is Highlander - Connery at his best once again and Queen with a killer soundtrack and Jenna Jameson's Playground

Television:

Seinfeld, Xfiles, Desperate H/Wives, Sex and the City, Simpsons, Futurama, South Park, CSI, Top Gear, Prison Break........

Books:

Anything by Clarkson, Jetlag Guides Molvanoia and Phaic Tan (If you have ever read a Lonely Planet Guide then read these - Fantasticly Funny), Hammer of the Gods (Led Zeppelin, top read),Nelson DeMille,How to Make Love Like a Pornstar by Jenna Jameson

Heroes:

My Mum & Dad and of course Jenna

My Blog

Summer in London

summer has been hit and miss this year in London. We have had some cracking days but then grey returns and the rain soon follows. Off to Cannes next week so hoping 2 things. 1. The French win, because...
Posted by Stuart on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 05:08:00 PST