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andrew.

About Me

on the search to find myself in the midst of this unpredictable, unforgiving world, i have began to discover not only who i am and what my purpose is on this planet, but also the importance of simplicity in life.

straight edge.
vegetarian.
naturalist.
animal rights promoter.
musician.
follower of christ.

life is a novel that we are given the oppurtunity to author. we can determine the setting, the mood, the climax, the characters. but be careful. if we don't take control of the penstrokes, someone else will soon be in control of the plot.

RIDE YA BIKE SON!

THIS IS WHY I'M A VEGETARIAN

My Blog

Warped Tour 2007

Warped Tour will be arriving in St. Paul, MN on July 29, 2007. This is a list of all bands that will be going so far. All bands confirmed for the entire tour unless otherwise noted. A Static Lullaby ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:32:00 GMT

The Best Yo Mama Jokes Ever.

Yo Mama So Old: Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apart...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 16:42:00 GMT

Emo Jokes!!!!!!!!

EMo Jokes how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? 3. One to replace it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one. If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and h...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:21:00 GMT

Diagnosis: FRACTURED ASS!!!

Santa Claus wore disposable panty liners one day, but then I told all of his elves who then made fun of his big fatty self.  Then I told Mrs. Claus who bitch slapped me to hell.  Then, I fil...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 18:26:00 GMT