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About Me

- probably too many kids - probably difficult - probably should be featured on "how clean is your house?" - definitely opinionated - probably drinks too much gin - probably unemployable - definitely likes anchovy and philadelphia sarnies - definitely won't ever own driving license - definitely smokes too much - definitely drawn to dead things - probably been mentioned in the same sentence as "mutton" and "lamb" - definitely better at backgammon than you

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

other minor hindu deities, cataphiles, chris eubank, vivienne westwood, whoever is responsible for the weather, rasputin, woody allen, my great great grandchildren, jeremy fucking clarkson, john lydon, patti smith, my parents, brian jones, a genuine whirling dervish, jean michel basquiat, madame de pompadour, the creator of crepes suzettes, will self, that bloke who's turned himself into a cat, saddam, yoko, bill nighy, vincent cassel....now try THIS: enjoy THIS: find me something groovier than THIS:

My Blog

personal review of 2008

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Posted by on Sat, 03 Jan 2009 16:00:00 GMT

in fact......

there's another watery one i made recently too....."maybe it's because i'm a water signthat i love H20maybe it's because i'm a water signthat i film it, where ever i go"(to the tune of "maybe it's bec...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:37:00 GMT

sedative

another watery little video what i did make. don't know why all my first videos have been water related. perhaps they just are. again, shit quality on upload, but i like it nonetheless: al...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:18:00 GMT

carrier

i have finally, after much trouble and strife and a copyright related slap on the wrists from myspace, managed to upload a video i made that i rather like. here it is: sadly, it would seem t...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:24:00 GMT

beginners video attempt

i know, i know, but we all have to start somewhere......
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:41:00 GMT

what was that clever thing jerry hall said?

"to keep a man you must be a cook in the bedroom, a maid in the lounge and a slut in the kitchen".  that was it, wasn't it??  good!  i always strive to be like her because i admire her ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:32:00 GMT

janis joplin "and jimi hendrix" and robert crumb

just being arsey and feeling a strong desire to set things straight:the recording of "summertime" currently playing on my page does not involve jimi hendrix in any way, shape or form.  it's from ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:47:00 GMT

having just re-read burroughs

anyone who knows me to any degree will be well aware that william buroughs is in my top ten writers.  so it may seem surprising that i only just re-read "junky" for the first time since the oh!-s...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 16:38:00 GMT

bored, bored, bored

we were ALL terminally bored, and that £5 ikea globe light needed dusting off.  i think i may have caused some slight damage to their retinas in telling them to stare into it until they saw som...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 14:20:00 GMT

all of them modern things....

have always existedthey’ve just been waitingto come out and multiply and take overIt’s their turn, now...... so i finally joined the rest of the 21st century and have taken on a m...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 15:45:00 GMT