About Me
Well, i am 54 years old but the power the moon has stunted my aging so i look like i am 20. I have 2 kids, Jeff and Collin, and i have recently been divorced from my husband as he was cheating on me with a much more attractive women. Although the nuptuals did not go well because he hired a top-notch lawyer from being so rich due to the fact that he is so rich from owning a car dealership. I have a motorcycle, a HARLEY, painted with what else? The Moon, and it is dubbed the Salonica after the primorial Moon goddess, Salonica. I have been told on numerous occasions that i am exeedingly tall, although in all actuality i am only 5 foot 9. My equally tall son Jeff has told me many times that a running joke with his friends is that i am actually 5 ft. 9 x 80. I do not finf this humerous at all. I live in a house on Towers Blvd. this house was just about the only thing i got out of this divorce besides my kids, as i put so much of my hard earned mony from being a lumberjack into it.I enjoy going to my sons Volleyball games even though he is dreadful to say the least. However, a plus to having to waste my time at these so called 'games' are well spent as i very much like to gaze upon the beauty that is my son's coach, Beattey Lewandwoski. He is so hot, darn his wife.I was born and grew up in Dridsdale, New orleans, and it was here that i worked as a lumberjack in my uncles wood processing plant. However, my job was ended (as with the jobs of all my coworkers) when a man got shredded up in the wood cutter after getting pushed in by a pyschotic co lumberjack. the lawsuit was terrible and drawn out, but i was fired along with everyone else so the owner could pay for the lawyer.I met my husband- well, actually, id rather talk about him.
i am well aware that my sons would very much rather like to be in his custody, but, their not.i hate my kids. i dream of just leaving them and becoming a beatnik, riding around on Salonica and chasing the moon.
