DaVE

wacking off, fuckin, drinking, chilling wit laura

I'd like to meet:

Joesph D. Petermann, Bret Farve, God, and the makers of Jack motha fuckin daniels, also the olson twins. And Hiliry Duff before she got her eatin disorder,
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dave
Birthday: May 16
Birthplace: moms vagina
Current Location: MInnEsota
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 11
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nikes
Your Weakness: CATS
Your Fears: spiders and cats
Your Perfect Pizza: chhhhheeeessse
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: put it in lauras ass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hahahahaha
Thoughts First Waking Up: should i wack off
Your Best Physical Feature: balls
Your Bedtime: 7 15
Your Most Missed Memory: busting my first nut after being blue balled for 2 years
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: MCds
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: who the fuck drinks tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: yup
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing: yup
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yup
Do you want to go to College: yup
Do you want to get Married: yup
Do you belive in yourself: yup
Do you get Motion Sickness: yup
Do you think you are Attractive: sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument: yup
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: ahhh yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeahh
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yah
Ever been Drunk: have i ever not been drunk
Ever been called a Tease: ahh no im not a girl
Ever been Beaten up: yeahhhh
Ever Shoplifted: yah i just answered this question
How do you want to Die: fuckin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: porn starr or actor
What country would you most like to Visit: EGypt
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: blond
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5 4
Weight: 125
Best Clothing Style: Prepy
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: a shit load
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: fucking britt peterson

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