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I know it's only distance, but it feels like the end.

About Me

I'm Taylor.I have a very high tolerance for pain, so I spend my summers in the Bahamas wrestling sharks, I've been biten thirty-two times. My pain tolerance also allows me to work with other dangerous animals and dangerous human beings. I occasionally supervise group play time at the state penitentiary.
I scaled Mount Fuji(Japan's highest mountain) in about fifteen minutes. I was the first person ever to boil eggs at that altitude. That, I see as my greatest accomplishment.
I collect platypi eggs on weekends and incubate them in my basement to insure the species' survival, they are mammals, yet they lay eggs. A fasinating species. I also have a chinchilla farm in my back yard in the form of a 20 foot sandbox
I train whales (Killer whales, which are actually the largest of the dolphin family) on Tuesdays and Thursdays at Sea World and dolphins at Discover Cove when I have time. The distance is kind of a hassel, but I fly my Cessna 152 (yes, i have my pilot's liscense, I got it at age 7) down there. Gas prices are killer, though.
I spend numerous hours in hospitals caring for the sick. I am a nurturing, maternal person who loves to give and recieve hugs. My favorite thing in the world is making little kids smile, hence the hospital work.
I am a selfless lover, but made a huge mistake with the one person who who ment the world to me. So I take all my frustration out on a punching bag, I go threw about 13 bags every month.I am violent and trianed with numchucks and knives smaller than 17 inches in length.
I have catered the Queen of England's birthday more than once, she is a personal friend of mine and adores my baked clams.
Beyond my many many achievements, listed and not, I am a normal human being. Unlike some, I've found my confidence and no longer worry about who I am. Being a skeptical person, I keep only a few close to my heart. I've been told that when I sleep, I sleep like a cripple along with talking. I am not racist, or sexist (however, some jokes about women do make me laugh.)I have a smoke or a drink when I feel like it, basically like every other person on the earth.
Hey little apple blossom, What seems to be the problem? All the ones you tell your troubles to, they don't really care for you
Come and tell me what you're thinking cause just when the boat is sinking a little light is blinking and I will come and rescue you
Lots of girls walk around in tears, But that's not for you. You've been looking all around for years for someone to tell your troubles to
Come and sit with me and talk a while. Let me see your pretty little smile. Put your troubles in a little pile and I will sort em' out for you.
I'll fall in love with you
I think I'll marry you
That would be Zac. He is my best friend & my boyfriend. I can't imagine life without him = That hot piece of ass would be Emilie, my other best friend. I love love her to death. She's my hoover =.. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

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Math class ruined many a'mornings for kids like me. Oddly enough, a light shown from between the factors and multiplaication. I was proud of what we created out of math smiles and timid tendencies. We...
Posted by Taylor on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:04:00 PST

A man worth loving

Never ever is my jealousy based in anger. It's purely fear of being rejected, fear of being told straight to my face by the one person who means the entire world to me that someone else is better. I d...
Posted by Taylor on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 07:11:00 PST

Simply.

It simply came down to this: Is this person worth the trouble of forgiveness? Your answer: No So naturally, the correct answer is also No.   I was not woth forgiving, that makes sense now. But t...
Posted by Taylor on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 03:08:00 PST

Yes.

Yes. Yes, I would follow.stop/
Posted by Taylor on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 04:53:00 PST

I am the Hunter. I am here to bring back the good.

As the sun rose, his spirit seemed to darken with the growing light.It was her habit to create happiness; To build up joy, beauty, and laughter out of inadequate materials.His timidity was set off by ...
Posted by Taylor on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:24:00 PST

The Baffled King

Lonliness is never the heart's desire. No matter how hard you deny your right to the throne, He didn't take pride in being a royal. But you cannot deny need. Nor could he ignore pulls and tugs on his ...
Posted by Taylor on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 05:48:00 PST

No good.

I am no good at telling things the way they really are. I can turn them into my own twisted metaphors. I can pull from them things only some can understand. I never write things or tell things exactly...
Posted by Taylor on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 06:49:00 PST

The Holy Dark Was Moving.

Every man who walks past eyes him. Eyes him like you would eye a murderer. They stare with contempt and each one of their pupils drew the Hallelujah.Before he knew you, he lived alone. Love was never ...
Posted by Taylor on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 07:18:00 PST

Silence

I've fallen for Silence.Silence is not awkward.Silence is charished.Silence is enjoyed.Silence does not envoke rejection.Silence shows tolerance.Did I spell Silence right? When you think so deeply abo...
Posted by Taylor on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 07:19:00 PST

He's an idea, he doesn't live anymore

I am in love with an Idea. No. Rather, a person who doesn't exsist. An imposter, he is full of something else now.Pardon me for being so forward. I've written you so many letters, this time I won't th...
Posted by Taylor on Sat, 06 May 2006 11:46:00 PST